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  • Playing X rank should come with free massages because lord I am TENSE
    youre_a_squib_now
    youre_a_squib_now
    don't even get me started about sendouq
    Grushi
    Grushi
    I can't even imagine, like I just played 3 hours of X and the adrenaline is already killing me, and you're telling me people play tournaments???
    Aiko.Octo
    Aiko.Octo
    Yall are making me terrified of X-battles while I'm over here trying to catch my breath after a few A rank* matches

    *Except one of the people on the other team had a top 500 X badge so I don't really think that's true but ANYWAY
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    Have I ever mentioned that I love the ghosts in the lobby?
    I love the ghosts in the lobby.
    I think it's such a good way to mess around with other players, which might be my favourite thing in splatoon. It's an extremely competitive game at times, but behind the hardcore facade, we're just really silly, and I love how you can see that in game. It brings a weirdly... human element to it which I love
    Grushi
    Grushi
    Squid partying was one of my favourite things in s2 since it felt so... human to be put in a competitive game and decide "screw it, what if we hugged and drew hearts on the ground instead" and I love that nintendo recognized that and gave us a way to mess around if we want to without bothering serious players.
    Grushi
    Grushi
    I just love these moments when you're about to win a clams game in overtime, the last few ticks on the zone before you win, the end of a salmon run shift, when someone dcs in the first minute. They're honestly the best part of splatoon. If we could play with AIs, I would never do it because of the fun interactions you miss out on
    MandatoryCatalyst
    MandatoryCatalyst
    You're so right about this. There's nothing I love more than being in a lobby with people you don't know, where everyone's idling, and then just one person breaks and goes and starts squidpartying and then suddenly the whole lobby is with them. Like... it was fine just idling and waiting for the next match, but one person wanted to play, and now everyone is hopping around and playing leapfrog
    I can't stop thinking about that "sploosh is a better carbon" hot take. At first I completely disagreed but like the more I think about it... maybe it's true?

    Main weapon wise by the way
    Madman46i
    Madman46i
    Eh, sploosh has it's things its better with, but carbon is already somewhat inconsistent without the burst bomb, and sploosh is even less consistent but doesnt have the burst bomb. Theres def a massive kit dif but I think that an inconsistent main weap vs an even more inconsistent one, I'd take the one with more consistency (carbon).
    I don't understand, I'm playing pencil, but I keep getting the #1 Popular Target award! What's going on??

    ;)
    What do you think of the "Brella Good" challenge (amazing challenge name btw)?
    I'm guessing Tent is just going to completely overshadow every other brella in it, especially since it's Zones.
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    Grushi
    Grushi
    WAIT THERE'S A BRELLA CHALLENGE?
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    Grushi
    Grushi
    Oh dang it, there's no special gimmick

    Yeah tent is probably going to dominate, + the maps are really good for it, but lowkey recycled might be the best weapon in the challenge. It kind of eats every other brella, from experience.
    I need to grind this challenge damn
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    Catloafman
    Catloafman
    Wait its actually called "Brella Good"?
    That feels like massive trolling from Nintendo ngl
    I'm bored so I made an extremely random tent matchup chart, have a good day

    isaac4
    isaac4
    How important is Point Sensor when you're fighting Machine Neo?
    Grushi
    Grushi
    Not a huge deal imo, it's still good to know where exactly the tent is behind the shield but aside from that it's not that big a deal, you can play around that. I think fizzy's way more threatening for tent
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    Everyone, I'm losing it. Manta zones, last game of the rotation, 1-1 series. We get a lead of 50 but can't manage to get the advantage again. We get wiped, 20 ticks left for the enemy.
    One of my teammates booyahs, "lmao gg u sux lol" or whatever. I decide to go left side this time, one tick left, I BARELY hold their zone on time and get a kill, my team manages to catch the enemies right side, we get the advantage.
    Grushi
    Grushi
    I go on their street, pop zooka (bold decision in retrospect but ok), somehow get TWO (nice special), we're scoring but we have to go back to zone. I get a risky one shot on the edit (I was telling myself "I need to hit this" right before too), and we manage to outpaint them in a 2v3 and win in overtime.

    Needless to say, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF Y'ALL BOOYAHING WHEN WE’RE LOSING EVER AGAIN
    Grushi gushes about tent, entry #1374:

    I love how even though I'm well past 5-starring both tents, I’m still learning new techniques
    Like recently, I've been launching my shield at ledges to stop it from moving in some 1v1s, it's way harder to shoot you down like that. It's also really effective against splash wall weapons

    It feels so cool implementing these in my games and catching people off guard
    EVERYONE SHUT UP
    There are baby snails in my flower pot.

    Baby snails. In my flower pot.
    This is the greatest day of my life, they're so tiny
    normal players:
    "Oh they have stamp? pfffft lmao nice special, try using it, go on we'll see how that goes lol"

    tent players:
    "Oh god they have stamp."
    I went back to splatoon after a small break, only to play X battles and get essentially obliterated by a 96 gal deco I fought over and over. I lost about 80 points, I'm taking another break :')
    ThestralZ
    ThestralZ
    You're like that Squidward meme with the chair
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    Aiko.Octo
    Aiko.Octo
    Aww D: X battles always sound so nerve-wracking
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    Weird confession: every time my inkling does the... shivering noises? when recovering a lot of damage in ink, my heart shatters. It's like hearing a dog crying, I can't handle it. Everytime I basically go
    NOOO BABY SHHHH ITS OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY SHHHH IT'S GONNA BE FINE

    ... am I weird?
    Wait a minute I just realised those wacky korean comps from world champs were literally the Squidboards comp™. Those would be our dumb comps if we participated lmao

    Like they had machine from isaac, dapples nouveau from a pre-divorce catalyst, junior from masked katz, tent from yours truly, and tetra from whichever tetra main was available that day lol

    I can't believe we didn't root for Korea actually :')
    I love how overall we have a good variety of mains on this site, everyone seems to specialize in a different weapon, but for some reason we got a bunch of tetra dualies and hydra splatling mains SPECIFICALLY.

    Like not splattershot mains, or wiper mains, or 52 gals or whatever, no. Tetra and Hydra, nothing else
    "Oh god we have TRIPLE BEAKON, vcarbon and no retake, this might be doomed.
    Okay they get pop... wait. WHY ARE WE GRABBING. WHY ARE WE GRABB- Oh. OH they're two down?? Wait we can push this no way.
    Oh huge stagger, big points BIG POINTS LET'S G-

    Wow."
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