Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Anaru]

What happens if I eat too much water?[/QUOTE]
How do you "eat" water?

(that's and answer and a question

 

[Goolloom]

you get water intoxication.
seriously, look it up.

Aye, I'm aware of that, I was expecting some stupid thing like
7,8/10 ''Too much water''

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Water, just water...

Why do I feel awake yet tired?

because you can't pass out "form" something.
(*from.*)

It's nearly midnight, I've been drinking, and I'm not in a good mood. I'm not exactly in the best mental condition to be using proper grammar properly. I'll be slipping up sometimes.

 

[Mendax]

point taken.

Why do I feel awake yet tired?

I assume because, as you mentioned earlier, it's midnight where you are: yet because you're on a computer/tablet, your brain refuses to acknowledge how tired you are: it's an old self-defense mechanism.
eh, I think I blew it....

What happens if I divide by 0?

 

[Anaru]

SYNTAX ERROR

What is x if x=x+2

 

[Mendax]

clearly, 2x.

Will they catch us?

 

[Anaru]

I sure hope not, but the real question is

Did they already catch us?

 

[Mendax]

no, not yet.

what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

 

[Anaru]

42, I'm actually reading that right now, I'm on the third book

What is the population of the universe?

 

[Mendax]

Simple mathematics tells us that the population of the Universe must be zero.

Spoiler: How?

Well, given that the volume of the universe is infinite, there must be an infinite number of worlds. But not all of them are populated; therefore, only a finite number are. Any finite number divided by infinity is as close to zero as makes no odds, therefore we can round the average population of the Universe to zero, and so the total population must be zero.

assuming time travel is possible, will the Grandfather Paradox ever occur?

 

[Anaru]

No, but we'll have lots of trouble speaking in the correct tense. Good thing I have Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations!

What is the most massively useful thing a hitchhiker could have, and why?

 

[Rustic]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, simply because it is a comprehensive guide to everything in the Galaxy and then some.

Which is faster. An African or European Sparrow?

 

[Anaru]

An African what? Are you talking about an african sparrow or some other african creature?
(By the way, the answer I was expecting from you was a towel, but what you said also works)
If an elephant gathers 5 pears and a monkey gathers 3 bananas, how many apples were gathered by the giraffe?

 

[Mendax]

8, obviously.

What flavour is "rainbow" ice-cream?
(if anyone remembers rainbow ice-cream, prepare to have your soul crushed...)

 

[Ink Gunner Emily]

Uh... sherbet flavor.

What is the meaning of life and the spaghetti universe?

 

[IoCal]

Spaghetti grows on trees, of course.

How do fish swim in fish soup?

 

[Anaru]

Oh yay, this thread is back! I forgot about this!

They make the inky soup from one of the paper mario games, since they can swim in ink

What's the title and plot of the 39th Legend of Zelda game?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

This is getting old, collect rupees

Why do the Squid Sisters wear squid sushi hats?

 

[Anaru]

Their parents died in the war and they wear them as hats now so they can always remember them.

What kind of currency do dolphins use to buy hats from gorillas?

 

[IoCal]

Pudding cups, so yummy and environment wreaking. Food fight, anyone?

What happens when a bird crash lands?