Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SurrealSquid]

Hmmm... have you tried swatting your tail against a small, round object?

Do you like waffles?

 

[IoCal]

Not really. The question sounds like a load of waffle to me. :)

Where does the air come out of an accordion?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Through your mouth.

How does one squidbag?

 

[SurrealSquid]

By being a squid and embracing their inner fabulousness.

How exactly do I use chargers in close-quarters combat?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Git gud.

Why is Social Studies important?

 

[SurrealSquid]

So-called "researchers" can show their completely reliable and relevant results to naïve people who believe anything and spread the news to other naïve people.

If a triangle gets thrown out of a car at 50 mph then how many souls can Dave buy with 3 and a half wooden cuckoo clocks from New Zealand?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Ummm, calamari.

How does one Squidboards?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Splatoon+Smashboards+Squids+Memes+Community=BOOM. Your website evolved into Squidboards!

Can a match box?

 

[MissingNumbers]

No, but a predictable joke can.

How many holes in a rolo?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Eleven.

Also, what´s 9+10? (yup. very dumb question.)

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Infinity.

Where does the General keep his armies?

 

[SurrealSquid]

In the bin.

The answer is really big.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

REALLY BIG.
Can I have lyrics going at you at supersonic speeds?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you
assuming I´m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I´m
superhuman
Innovative and I´m made of rubber, so that
anything you say is
Ricochet off a me and it´ll glue to you
And I´m devastating more than ever
demonstrating
How to give a motherfather audience a
feeling like it´s levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are
forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off,
they´ll be celebrating
(to answer your question, YES YOU CAN!)

What are the main ingredients of Shampoo?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you
assuming I´m a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I´m
superhuman
Innovative and I´m made of rubber, so that
anything you say is
Ricochet off a me and it´ll glue to you
And I´m devastating more than ever
demonstrating
How to give a motherfather audience a
feeling like it´s levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are
forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off,
they´ll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music.

Fixed. (I can nail it too XD)

Chemicals.

What is an iPhone made of?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Emptiness, just like my soul.

Look! Count Dracula!

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

"I don't go 'Blah blah blah blah'"

What is life?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Philosophers still haven´t found an answer in 3000 years. So here´s mine: "Life is Woomy."
A brief poem by SurrealSquid. You may now break into tears.

So if 2 vegans argue is it still considered beef?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

No. It's tofu.

How does one .96 Gal Deco?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Just kinda like... swim around, shoot stuff, hope it hits, kill people and dominate with no effort whatsoever.

Wanna take a bite out of my bamboozler? Pandas seem to find it pretty tasty.