Hi Coral, Frankus here! Would you be interested in purchasing some ink weapon on the black market. Currently you're ready to wield the Fling Mop. With this weapon you'll dip the mop into a bucket that you carry on your side and fling ink at your opponents. With the ability to fling ink over 100 feet and spray in in 360 degrees as well as twirl the mop around straying ink on everyone in a 50 foot radius who needs a sub weapon?
I think you would also we interested in the mist gun. With this powerful gun you will be able to create a cloud of ink mist so thick that even your opponents won't be able to see you. Use your infrared heat sensor glasses to seek out your opponents. Have your team attack from the outside. If you buy our special mod complete with a salt pack you will be able to form large clouds with ink rain and lightning. Instantly stun your opponents lightning strikes. Your metal grounding shoes make sure you don't get stunned yourself!
Oh, I think your ready for a honing rocket launcher. Made by my pal Rocket Jeff, who doesn't work. He's just a lazy wannabe rocket scientist. Or at least he thinks he is. Anyways, These rockets are connected to a small computer and can be controlled via this power glove. See the joystick to the side, viewfinder, and buttons. Yep, control the speed and direction as well as explosion. Your opponents will be running for sure. I'll sell you ten rockets but get more at Trail Hog Bikes. We're in the alley behind Ammo Knights. That wooden shack, you know.
Now I think, just because I like ya, you're ready to wield the Ink Caster. I made this from a bicycle fork that I stole from Hong Kong John. I fought hard for this and beat him by using the mist gun. That bicycle martial artist wanna be never saw it coming! This weapon is basically a powerful slingshot where you load up your bombs. See you release the bomb and swing the caster forward like this. The distance is large and this Go-Pro right here will record your movement and help you improve your throw. See - "prefect shot, Frankus.", says the Go Pro.
So what am I charging for this? Well, I want a large order of Squaffles, a Seanwich, and something to drink, like BBQ sauce. Cod, a cyclist needs to eat! What do you say?