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Thank you. A post that sums up all of my thoughts about the new kit, with a dash of humor to boot. Thank you.
Why do I have this feeling that CRB will become meta again and people will claim they never doubted it? Hmmmmmmmmmm
Honestly though, if it ever becomes hardcore meta, +which I doubt as someone who's maxed out the range blaster in this game with hundreds of hours on the weapon) I will come out and say "Hey I was wrong about the CRB kit sucking".
Now it's time for a range blaster main's pile of salt about the new kit.
Because I want this weapon to be successful. Range blaster has been my main for well over a year, and I've seen a ton of success using it.
I will give it this, a curling bomb + blaster direct combo can pop the bubbles quickly. However, you need object shredder, the bubbles to be on the ground and close to you, and nobody contesting the bubbles. And that's the only thing I see the new kit benefitting over the old kit of burst bomb + stingray. A quick bubble pop for big burst painting is pretty useful for a weapon that can't paint.
However, that combo is situational (much more so than a burst cancel), and the new kit does not help up close. As a burst bomb can help midigate the up close weakness.
"lol just direct them n00b" I've heard this so many times by now, and I can assure you, it's not that easy. Never missing up close is something you can't depend on. If it was, the meta would be filled with H-3's, Squeezers, and chargers. What sounds good on paper is no guarantee for what is good in practice. This game is filled with random and fast movements due to human inputs (especially dualie users).
Now, let's look at today's meta. It consists of mainly Vanilla blaster, N-Zap 85, forge pro, and slosher deco. These weapons are pretty forgiving when it comes to missing once or twice. Forge and N-Zap have fast fire rates (compared to the other two) that minimize intervals of a miss. "Oh I missed a shot, good thing I have another shot coming out in less than a second." And as for vanilla blaster, it has Splashdown and way less endlag than a range blaster. Allowing some forgiveness when missing a shot. Slosher deco is the special case here, as it does well against the other three weapons. But it still has baller to help for an up close fight. And it's more forgiving than a range blaster or an H-3 up close.
Overall, I hope this CRB kit works (trust me I want it to succeed), but it doesn't help the range blaster much up close, and the bubbles require a situational combo to execute.
Thank you for bearing with me, I'm not a huge fan of the kit, and I could be completely wrong about this in the future. But I'll stand by my judgement now, and I'll admit my faults if I need to.
So for now, I'll say:"I love the main weapon, but I despise the new kit of curling bomb and bubble blower"
Thank you for reading