Corrupt a Wish

[Poltersquid]

granted, but you now have no wrist
i wish my computer would stop having bugs it never had before i upgraded to windows 10

 

[Cuddlefish]

Granted, but you're now forever stuck using Windows ME.

I wish I had someone else to cuddle with.

 

[Kaze]

Granted, but if you're not specific it might be a cactus.

I wish everyone on squidboards could be friends, even if they disagree with each other...

 

[Cuddlefish]

...I wanna say something about cacti not counting as "someone," but there's totally a picture of Link dressing up as a cactus in my sig.

Then again, if that's the cost, I'll still totally cuddle with Link.


Anyway! Granted, but they're all friends with me foremost, which means while they might disagree with each other, not a one disagrees with me.

I wish Rhythm Heaven: The Best + would come to North America.

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but your hardware crashes each time you launch it.

I wish I could have a real wish.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but that was a real wish by definition
i wish i had more time

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but this time won't be money.

I wish I could think about better puns é_è

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but if you post them you die
i wish more people understood basic facts

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but now you can't understand them yourself

I wish Soul Eater had a REAL anime adaptation

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but your soul is eaten and you cant watch it
I wish I never had to sleep

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but you'll be tired for all eternity.

I wish I could dream.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but you forget what they are in the morning, so its as if you never had them
I wish for a way off this planet

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but you can't breath and you die.

I wish my squad was actually playing splatoon (lol)

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but they all suck
i wish senpai would notice me

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but he goes harakiri.

I wish I had a better controller.

 

[Psycho_Wendigo]

Granted, but he goes harakiri.

I wish I had a better controller.

Granted, but Splatoon doesn't support it
I wish we didn't have to listen to Callie and Marie everytime we boot the game

 

[Cuddlefish]

Granted. Now we have to listen to Sheldon and Jelonzo.

I wish Black Cat Appreciation Day was every day.

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but it brings you misfortune. (REALLY BAD PUN HERE)

I wish I could repair my broken disks.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but now your solid drives/flash drives all break
I wish for rare amiibos

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but they turn out to be fakes.

I wish I could be a god.
(how original é_è)