Corrupt a Wish

[Cuddlefish]

Granted, but nobody believes in you.

I wish I was a better programmer.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but no one will hire you or use your work
I wish i understood how this thread is still going

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted but your mind's now blown.

I wish I f*cking had an actual idea for another wish.

 

[Cuddlefish]

Granted, but it's too late for you to use it now.

I wish I was my Inksona.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but you think that is normal and now want to be your regular persona
I wish for some tea

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but you now prefer Coffee.
I wish Splatoon was real.

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but due to the lore of splatoon, you are dead
I wish there would be a good fantastic 4 movie

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but it's in black and white.

I wish here was something interesting on watch on TV...

 

[Poltersquid]

granted, but you have no access to a tv to watch it
i wish for a celebrity appearance

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Granted, but you will live forever while you watch everyone you love die.

I wish my wish would come true.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

Granted, but your wish was for your wish to be granted, so you really get nothing.

I wish these people would stop ruining everyone's wishes.

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Granted but nobody will wish anymore and the thread will die.

I wish he didn't say that.

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but that also delete every wishes so far.

I wish I died 1 year ago.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

Granted, but the death prevents you from wishing which leads to a paradox causing the earth to implode.

I wish for world peace.

 

[1o2]

Granted, but world peace will only last for one day, as intelligent life forms will invade Earth the next day.

I wish I had more Splatoon memes to share.

 

[Umbriel_Umbra]

Granted, but soon all of the Splatoon memes will be overrun by rare pepes, until every single little inkling boy and girl in Inkopolis is a ratchet squid Pepe.

I wish that I could become an Inkling, suit the clothing and wield the weapons from Splatoon irl! =3

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but you will melt because of the sun, because you're made of fresh ink.

I wish splatoon existed in a...well...a "naughty" version ?
(see what I did there)

 

[Slyconrad]

Wish Granted, but all of the inklings are now 70+ years old.

i wish for for new version of windows that doesn't suck

 

[Xadus]

Granted, but its Linux

I wish I could leave work now.

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

Granted, but tomorrow you have a night shift.

I wish I had infinite wishes.