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Corrupt a Wish

Pteropine

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Granted but those wishes must be selfless not selfish

I wish I had enough money to buy a pastel pink house
 

Pteropine

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Wish granted but it has to be Gaelic!!!

I wish I had a black cat!
 

Cuddlefish

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Granted, but the black cat is a witch in disguise who always casts spells on you.

I wish someone would buy my New 3DS XL on eBay already so I could have some money.
 

Lyka Phoxx

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Consider it granted, But you instead get the OLD 3DS XL because someone misread the title and now you owe them that money.

I wish I had all the knowledge in the world.
 
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Pteropine

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Granted but the amiibos are all 3rd party and don't actually work

I wish I could eat all I want without getting any fatter
 

Cuddlefish

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Granted, but you're completely unable to gain any fat whatsoever, and you soon waste away to nothing but skin and bones.

I wish it was 8:00 already.
 

Pteropine

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Granted but it's a let down and it's a ****ty game

I wish it was midnight so I can get animal crossing: HHD
 

ThatSquidYouKnow

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Wish granted, but it will have horrible abilities.

I wish everyone would stop wishing.
 

Astral

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Granted! But to balance it out the range has been lowered.

I wish nintendo would re stock their amiibos
 

ThatSquidYouKnow

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Granted but it's sold out.

I wish scalpers didn't exist.
 

Lucarii

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Granted, but now Nintendo sends less amiibo stock each wave.

I wish I had a good sleep schedule.
 

Pteropine

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Granted but they become zombies

I wish Halloween was everyday
 

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