Hokuto's squidposts

[Hokuto]

I'd say I'm enjoying posting about the Grand Festival more than playing in it, but I finally won my first 100x. If Dread Wringer had a usable kit, I'd switch mains. Anyway, shut me up. I didn't come here to weigh out my options for the future, I came here to post a slightly scuffed, Splatpost sized Bricks. I still don't understand how people do these regularly.

 

[Hokuto]

The future is bleak, post Dread Wringer joke build. (Despite me, Hokuto the human behind the screen, not being the one wearing swim jammers and giant flippers, I feel a little embarrassed every time I walk into a lobby.)

 

[Hokuto]

One of these is just for me, as in "I'm going to use my upload here for a profile post so I don't have to host externally." Monkey see, monkey do. (Look at how many of these are just here for Tacticooler. You have my express permission to question my sanity.)

The other hopefully explains why I use such a weird variety of weapons. Characters sorted from most to least aligned with my preferred playstyle. (RIV to Stone, who got clowned on by TierMaker itself. I don't know how or why people can play and/or like to play Carbon Deco.)

 

[vamp1rebees]

(Look at how many of these are just here for Tacticooler. You have my express permission to question my sanity.)

i understand completely though bc i will play anything just for tacticooler . i absolutely LOVE TACTICOOLER

 

[Hokuto]

I could have been writing my crack fic. I could have been catching up on the podcast I listen to. Heck, right now I could have even been asleep. But no, I'm not even taking my squidposts seriously anymore. I do still feel ripped off, though.

 

[Hokuto]

Back on my BS with even more incorrect quotes.

The average Side Order intermission:

On hobbies:

 

[Hokuto]

A late-night squidpost for the road (literally). You can tell it's late because I couldn't be bothered to move past the sketch stage or wait for better lighting to make this post.

(Me, making memes out of my own work instead of finishing writing it like a reasonable person:)

 

[Hokuto]

I found the most ragebait skill gatekeeping post in the overworld today. Don't care if I get cooked, I HAD to bite this hook.

 

[sevenleaf]

I found the most ragebait skill gatekeeping post in the overworld today. Don't care if I get cooked, I HAD to bite this hook.

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NOOOOO I SAW THAT POST (the original post, haven't seen yours yet sadly) honestly i bet that the player who made it really isn't that much better than the teammates they got really really mad at. lol

 

[Hokuto]

NOOOOO I SAW THAT POST (the original post, haven't seen yours yet sadly) honestly i bet that the player who made it really isn't that much better than the teammates they got really really mad at. lol

This person has to remember that they're ostensibly playing a children's game. While the Splatoon playerbase at large contains some players capable of consistent high-level performance, it also contains Little Timmy who can't be bothered to learn weapons that require more precision than Jr. and Aerospray. It also contains people who, despite trying, suck anyway (like me). I can learn to live with my own suck if I don't think about it too hard. OP needs to learn that while losing is indeed frustrating, some thoughts can and should stay inside.

Honestly, I'd rather the people who need to see that post get it dropped in their plazas than you. Don't worry about it.

 

[jeffthesquid]

Let Jeff take care of this!

 

[Hokuto]

Jumping on the "dunk on Alarmo" bandwagon.