1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Squidboards now has its own Discord server!

    Join us on Discord!

  3. Welcome to SquidBoards, the largest forum dedicated to Splatoon! Over 15,000 Splatoon fans from around the world have come to discuss this fantastic game with over 150,000 posts!

    You are currently viewing our boards as a visitor. Click here to sign up right now and start on your path in the Splatoon community!

  4. Hi Guest,

    As of June 3rd you will no longer be able to log in to Squidboards using your Smashboards account. Please take a look at the announcement for additional details

Message to Anyone.

Discussion in 'The Crispy Calamari - Off-Topic Discussion' started by Achamo, Nov 9, 2016.

  1. Agadez

    Agadez Octobrush Crackerjack

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2015
    Messages:
    84
    Likes Received:
    522
    NNID:
    AgadezXX
    Switch Friend Code:
    SW-6876-4856-7669
    I'm sorry for squidbagging you today during the test fire today.

    Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
     
    Enperry, cleosplatra, Slurmp and 2 others like this.
  2. Green Waffles

    Green Waffles Inkling Fleet Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 18, 2016
    Messages:
    813
    Likes Received:
    1,263
    Explitive warning, if you're a mod, feel free to edit my cursing out, I just need to type it out.

    Well, I hope you're DAMN happy, you ****. You gripe and moan and whine that "oooh the roller is too weak because I dont have the mindset to use it properly. No answer to higher ranged guns, I couldn't sneak passed a blind skunk that died from chloroform poisoning without waking it up somehow. I want all my weapons to be more like the tentafuckler splattershot. Plzfixormydixor."

    I hope you're happy, they chaaaanged it oooooh happy day, oooh joyous day! We had to go and **** around with the roller's jump flick, one of it's STRONG POINTS. Vertical flick is ****, and the new hitbox for horizontal flick is **** now too.

    SO you got your new dream weapon and I lost mine, good for you, I just have to suck it up, huh?
    Except you'll drop it like hot trash allll over again come a month or two after launch.

    Prick
     
    Achamo likes this.
  3. Achamo

    Achamo Inkling Commander

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2015
    Messages:
    310
    Likes Received:
    1,308
    NNID:
    KupoSuppi
    I don't mind you seeing me as your 'Big brother', but I can't keep holding your hand.
    Be confident, remain independent.
    It's easier said than done, but people need to make a start somewhere.
    Your friends and loved ones can only give support, but If you can't even help yourself, then there is no 'hope' at all.


    --Oh, and stop calling yourself 'Trash'.
    I am familiar with too many people with such low self esteem and self confidence; more than I can count, but I don't appreciate you being one of them.
    Life is too short to keep yourself constantly miserable and 'depressed'. You are way too young to already be thinking your life is a 'wreck'.
    I understand you're lonely and want more friends, but constantly avoiding society then beating yourself up in a shady corner will not bring friends for you.

    Things that are tough to reach for in life are worth the hard work to get.
     
    Magbeh, Slurmp and Dessgeega like this.
  4. Dessgeega

    Dessgeega Squid Savior From the Future

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2016
    Messages:
    2,371
    Likes Received:
    4,159
    Switch Friend Code:
    SW-3756-0533-5215
    I get it. You don't give a flying **** about my hobbies or me in general. Stop pretending otherwise, just be goddamn honest. I'd rather not talk at all than have this feigned interest as you stare at your phone.
     
  5. Slurmp

    Slurmp Pro Squid

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Messages:
    107
    Likes Received:
    69
    NNID:
    HedgehogOverlord
    Why? Why do you depreciate yourself and insult everyone else then say it's a joke? You say you were telling the person I was in a relationship with "what an awful person you (I) am", but I don't know whether you actually did or just are just desperate for attention! Do you enjoy shattering other people's perceptions of experiences or were you just jealous? Whatever, it's all over now whether or not you had a hand in it.
     
    Achamo likes this.
  6. SonnyBlueBalls

    SonnyBlueBalls Full Squid

    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2017
    Messages:
    46
    Likes Received:
    24
    NNID:
    ReaganMcClellan
    Mom, get your butt into gear. I need you to find me a girlfriend.
     
    #46 SonnyBlueBalls, Apr 8, 2017
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2017
  7. Achamo

    Achamo Inkling Commander

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2015
    Messages:
    310
    Likes Received:
    1,308
    NNID:
    KupoSuppi
    Chill out just a bit there, mate.
    Just when we thought your thirst for attention couldn't get more obnoxious.
    You're getting a bit carried away once again, Ha ha ha.
     
  8. cleosplatra

    cleosplatra Inkling

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2015
    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    136
    NNID:
    bobogoat
    I am more than a last resort
     
    swamphox and Achamo like this.
  9. Goolloom

    Goolloom Inkling Cadet

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2015
    Messages:
    163
    Likes Received:
    628
    NNID:
    Goolloom222
    You straight up lied to me so you could avoid me and not have me around.
    I even told you, multiple times, if something was wrong, if I did anything that made you feel uncomfortable, to tell me upfront and stop me instead of letting it slide and pull sneaky **** like that.
    You say it's all good now, but how can I fully trust you again after that?
     
    Achamo likes this.
  10. Sgt. Puffling

    Sgt. Puffling Why am I still alive?

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2016
    Messages:
    99
    Likes Received:
    318
    I try to be friends with you, but it seems like I always just fail. I try to be positive and friendly, but it seems like I'll never ever be fun, or enough of a good person to be your friend. I bet you're sick of yelling at me, trying to help me change, but just know.... I'm trying. Even if you don't believe me. I'm trying, for you.
     
    Achamo likes this.
  11. Mendax

    Mendax Pro Squid

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2015
    Messages:
    146
    Likes Received:
    256
    NNID:
    hazzahbazzah
    I'm not going to say which, but I feel like a message on here was directed at me...
    ...If so, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I did anything to offend you.
    That was not my intention. It never was, and it never will be.
    And while I'd like to return things to the way they once were...if you want me to bugger off, then I will.
    Your call...
     
    Achamo likes this.
  12. Joasa

    Joasa Depressed Squid

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2016
    Messages:
    128
    Likes Received:
    238
    For the love of all that's good and holy, there's a difference between admiration and idolozation. I get it. You like my art. You really, reeeallly like my art. But crappy fanart? Covering your wall with terrible drawings of my character? Constantly telling people to follow me? Stalking me? Thank God you're not here on Squidboards.

    Girl, you are a mentally deranged little creep. You steal my art and claim it as your own because it's evident you have no artistic ability whatsoever and you honestly, it's like you have a fetish for me. I don't feel comfortable anywhere you are. Knowing that you're sitting around drawing me constantly and obsessing over me from the shadows. You don't even ask me for feedback, you just... creep.

    And I don't trust that those SFM posters are yours either. I know you stole some if those at least. You stole someone else's OC design after you stole mine and tried to sell it as your own.

    Sweetie, you are just a disease to the internet. This isn't a place for little kids. Please, never talk to me, never interact with me, I never want to ever hear of your existance again, because I want it to end.
     
    Achamo likes this.
  13. Sgt. Puffling

    Sgt. Puffling Why am I still alive?

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2016
    Messages:
    99
    Likes Received:
    318
    I honestly think you just wish we had never met. And, to be fair, with what I've done.... I don't even blame you for it for a second.
     
    Achamo likes this.
  14. Slurmp

    Slurmp Pro Squid

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2016
    Messages:
    107
    Likes Received:
    69
    NNID:
    HedgehogOverlord
    What happened? Your obsession with knowledge which kept you doing well has turned into a flawed philosophy, you've lost inspiration, you just stopped caring! Why? Do you even know? Please just do SOMETHING. Your grades are sinking into an abyss and further discouraging you and you've lost all your confidence in your social skills. How could you waste all the efforts of those who actually encouraged and helped you?
     
    swamphox and Achamo like this.
  15. Dessgeega

    Dessgeega Squid Savior From the Future

    Joined:
    Feb 23, 2016
    Messages:
    2,371
    Likes Received:
    4,159
    Switch Friend Code:
    SW-3756-0533-5215
    I get it. You chose poorly, and it's tearing you up. Your vote and your activism directly following the result of that vote has led to the loss of your job and your health insurance. You know what though? You made your bed, deal with the consequences just like the rest of us are going to have to whether we voted the same way or not.
     
  16. Laseraxis7

    Laseraxis7 Fluorescent Inkling Spawn

    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2017
    Messages:
    47
    Likes Received:
    35
    Please... don't kill yourself.
     
  17. Goolloom

    Goolloom Inkling Cadet

    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2015
    Messages:
    163
    Likes Received:
    628
    NNID:
    Goolloom222
    You are a very lovely person and I sort of wish you weren't so busy as of late, so we could spend some more time together after all that time ^^;;
     
    Achamo, Magic8Ball and Slurmp like this.
  18. Achamo

    Achamo Inkling Commander

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2015
    Messages:
    310
    Likes Received:
    1,308
    NNID:
    KupoSuppi
    Okay, I'll bite.
    You have a rather cute persona. ♪
     
    Slurmp, Magbeh and Magic8Ball like this.
  19. Magbeh

    Magbeh Inkling

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2017
    Messages:
    5
    Likes Received:
    3
    glad ur talking to me again.. I missed u
     
    Slurmp, Magic8Ball and Sgt. Puffling like this.
  20. Achamo

    Achamo Inkling Commander

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2015
    Messages:
    310
    Likes Received:
    1,308
    NNID:
    KupoSuppi
    If you knew what you were doing, you wouldn't be in the situation you are in currently.


    The only way to improve your mistakes, is knowing your mistakes. The only way in knowing your mistakes, is accepting you made them.
     

Share This Page

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)

We know you don't like ads
Why not buy Premium?