Pick a Fake Splafest Team

[Anaru]

Team Bird since they can fly!

Team Alvis or Team Egil?

 

[Crystal C]

Team Alvis

Now for one that is very near and dear to my heart.
Team pizza rolls vs team hot pockets!

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Team Hot Pockets 4 lyfe.

Team Cereal vs Team Toast

 

[HashCrab]

Cereal is always healthier, even the sugar ones.

Team Plants vs Team Animals

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Team Animals.

Team Laptop or Team Tablet?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Team Hybrid. There.

Team Pacifist or Team Genocide (reffering to Undertale)

 

[Anaru]

Team Pacifist, Genocide was so freaking boring and I think it was bullshit that players have to exhaust a counter, it could have just been "kill everything you see"

Team Jigglypuff or Team Kirby?

 

[Coleo&Idea]

Team Kirby.

Team Potato Chips Vs Team Vegetable Chips (carrot, parsnip etc.)?

 

[Anaru]

Team Vegetable Chips

Team Wormhole or Team Time Travel?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

EDIT: Anaru beat me to the punch XD Team Time Travel, even though I thoroughly dislike Time Travel (Too many butterflies)
Team Sugar Cookies or Team Chocolate Chip Cookies?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Team chocolate cookies. Chocolate for life n stuff.
Team Disco Evening or Team Gaming Evening (with friends)?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Team Gaming Evening. I do not enjoy dancing in public.

Team Sploosh or Team Squelcher?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Team Squelcher. I like both weapons though.
Team run speed or team swim speed?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Team Swim Speed, probably. I swim away a lot.

Team Orange-red or Team sea-green

 

[SurrealSquid]

Team orange-red.
Team Tentatek or Team N-Zap?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Team N-Zap

Fruity Pebbles or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

 

[SurrealSquid]

I don't know either of those, sorry. Fruity pebbles do sound nice though.
Team Maths or Team English?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

I don't know either of those, sorry. Fruity pebbles do sound nice though.
Team Maths or Team English?

whAT
they're both cereal
I prefer Fruity Pebbles.

Spoiler: Fruity Pebbles

Spoiler: Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Team English, although I'm not a fan of constructed responses
Hawaiian Pizza or Pretzel Crust pIzza

 

[SurrealSquid]

None. They're both disgusting.
Team milky ice cream (chocolate, vanilla etc.) or Team fruity ice cream?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

WHAT
That's it, we aint friends no mo (JK, but seriously? BOth are great! I love pineapple and ham on my pizza, and pretzel crusts[little caesar style])

Um
Is Cookie Dough ice cream milky? If so, then Team milky ice cream

team stringed instruments or team woodwinds