Some of this I know is new information to the good people of Squidboards. I've probably also mentioned a lot of this before, so bear with me if you've already heard it.
I had Opinions on Splatoon before it even came out. I saw the first one advertised in, like, a Wal-Mart or something and snap judged it as A Children's Game that (at the ripe old age of 13?) I'd never play. The joke was on me, because in the year or so following its release I loved watching the fan animations and music videos and whatnot. By 2016, I already had what I'm HOPING was early concept art of the character who eventually became Stone. Why didn't I start playing then? I did not own (and have tragically never owned) a Wii U.
Splatoon 2 launched without me so much as acknowledging it. I didn't have a Switch then and I wasn't about to seek one out when I had the perfectly good Pokémon Moon right in front of me. I almost played that free demo in 2020 or whenever that came with the week of Nintendo Switch Online, but I
sour grapes-ed it after I forgot. One online community I've been in for a few years has Splatoon fans in it, who discussed the game without me understanding any of it. How I ignored them for so long, I don't know.
I wish I was joking when I said an originally unrelated character convinced me to pick up the Splatoon series for myself. The Pokémon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl player character has a Switch in their room. Mine owned hers secondhand. I asked myself what games its original owner would have enjoyed (I know the original owner; that's a long story that mostly doesn't belong on Squidboards); the answer that came to mind if "her favorite game is Splatoon 2." That meant, because that's how my brain works (it doesn't!), that I had to check it out myself.
I won't guarantee anything resembling chronological order for this, but all of this happened last summer (2023). Since I couldn't justify buying an entire console for one game, I watched a run through Octo Valley for the Sunken Scrolls lore. I tried to translate the original owner of my Shining Pearl protagonist's Switch into Octoling form without knowing what features Octolings had, which brought me to Inkipedia, where I had (Octo Expansion spoilers)
the fact that the MacGuffin of the campaign is a GIANT FREAKIN' BLENDER spoiled to me. I'm pretty sure I also read about Agent 8 and connected their story to parallels in Pokémon Legends: Arceus I couldn't unsee. (That's a story
I've already told on Squidboards.)
Anyway, weird lore is my jam. Think Fallout, Cookie Run, Blaseball. I picked up a used copy of Splatoon 2 last August, completed Octo Canyon in September, then bought Octo Expansion as my birthday present last year, completed that in January (40 Mem Cakes and Escape Sequence; currently sitting at 65/80) before buying a used copy of Splatoon 3 and moving on to Return of the Mammalians. I haven't shut up about it since.
Because I'm here, I'm kind of glad I started playing as late as I did. Thanks to what I learned from the aforementioned Long Story, I approached the Splatoon series much differently than I would have had I started at a younger age. My squishies as I know them (besides maybe Jetta and Stone) wouldn't exist. I do wonder who I would have met along the way, though. Maybe the Captain Jetta AU might have even come to fruition instead. Oh, yeah, and I still suck at Splatoon.
I no longer feel the need to make that "Splatoon regrets" discussion thread I've been sitting on.
EDIT: My this year birthday present showed up a month early. Why would it be anything besides the Reefslider pool float?