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[isaac4]

I wish Machine would get its old fire rate back.

 

[OnePotWonder]

I wish Machine would get its old fire rate back.

It steals the frames from Slosher.

I wish they would give Splattershot Nova no grounded RNG.

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

I wish they would give Splattershot Nova no grounded RNG.

Splattershot Nova can no longer paint the floor.

 

[technobyte]

I wish the Heavy Edit Splatling had longer range

 

[DzNutsKong]

I wish the Heavy Edit Splatling had longer range

Its speed, fire rate, paint output, damage etc get tweaked as well. Now it's just a clone of Hydra.


I wish twice as many people had bought Splatoon 3

 

[Azhdarcho]

I wish twice as many people had bought Splatoon 3

They all live in Antarctica and are laggy af.

I wish they’d bring back some more of Splat2’s maps, like Starfish Mainstage.

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

They being them back but with mahi mahi level changes

 

[OnePotWonder]

I wish Crab Tank was on eight weapon kits and none of its weapons overshadowed one another.

 

[Vidknight]

I wish Crab Tank was on eight weapon kits and none of its weapons overshadowed one another.

wish granted the eight weapons that get crab tanks are all shooters

 

[OnePotWonder]

I wish the training dummies had realistic healing.

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

I wish the training dummies had realistic healing.

The moving ones stop moving and the big ones have regular health

 

[isaac4]

I wish we get third kits for every weapon in the game.

 

[OnePotWonder]

I wish we get third kits for every weapon in the game.

They add four more new specials and two new subs, most of them complete garbage.

I wish Big Swig roller was good.

 

[DzNutsKong]

I wish Big Swig roller was good.

Swig gets a major painting buff alongside a third kit - Fizzy Bomb Tacticooler. Optimal gameplay is now for one Big Swig on each team to paint the map, spam Fizzy Bombs, get as many Tacticoolers as possible and avoid confrontation at all costs.

I wish the game's netcode was good enough to rival how LAN currently feels.

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

they do this by only matching you with people very near you geographically which makes waiting times skyrocket

 

[Algae]

I wish sub weapons and special weapons were well-balanced for competitive play.

 

[youre_a_squib_now]

They don't nerf the best ones at all and just buff the weaker ones to their level so now they're balanced but the meta game revolves around sub and special spam

 

[isaac4]

I wish that Booyah Bomb comes back in Splatoon 4.

 

[OnePotWonder]

I wish that Booyah Bomb comes back in Splatoon 4.

Its armor is gone. To compensate, it has double the blast radius.

 

[Vidknight]

I wish that the reef came back with absolutely ZERO changes