The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[DynamoCamostar34]

Get my fairy Pokémon.

 

[Anaru]

Hide from that very large dynamo roller.

 

[Ikaheishi]

Run! I don't like snakes!

 

[SurrealSquid]

Oh god, she´s got her psycho grin again! Run for your lives!

 

[woomycheri]

Stare at the unknown object in the human's hand

 

[SurrealSquid]

Fighting Pokemon should do the trick.
(And that's a sniper rifle.)

 

[Dual]

Show him Overwatch and this:

 

[Ikaheishi]

Use my special if I can! Failing that, aim and fire!

 

[Pteropine]

":D" back them

 

[Dual]

I'm using th Custom Jet Squelcher. My special is ready. Go after the cat that looked like it's already in heaven, and then attack the blue haired one.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Show him Overwatch and this:

Oh I saw that one!

…hide in an ink puddle until Dual is exposed.

 

[Dual]

Oh I saw that one!

…hide in an ink puddle until Dual is exposed.

With your Zimi (or slosher as depicted in your pic)? Hah! I'll be way in back of whatever stage we're on and outrange all of you .

 

[SurrealSquid]

Show him Overwatch and this:

Yeah, I saw that. But what could the weapons in TF2 (which takes place in 1968, mind you) possibly do against the futuristic and crazy weapons/abilities the heroes in Overwatch have?

Eh, chargers have more range than splattershot pros. This should be easy.

 

[Dual]

Yeah, I saw that. But what could the weapons in TF2 (which takes place in 1968, mind you) possibly do against the futuristic and crazy weapons/abilities the heroes in Overwatch have?

Eh, chargers have more range than splattershot pros. This should be easy.

You say that like you're actually going to be able to snipe me . Plus I have bombs + bomb range up = More Range.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Suction bombs take long to explode, so I´ll have all the time in the world to dodge.

 

[Dual]

Doesn't mean you won't move or get pressured. What are we assuming this is?

Suction bombs take long to explode, so I´ll have all the time in the world to dodge.

 

[SurrealSquid]

My trigger finger´s twitching...

 

[Dual]

My trigger finger´s twitching...

Hold that L.

 

[Captain Woomy]

...
That's after me? But she looks so adorable and harmless... I might as well continue doing what I was doing without a care in the world.

 

[Dual]

...
That's after me? But she looks so adorable and harmless... I might as well continue doing what I was doing without a care in the world.

Hey...I can be frightening.

Whatcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when Dude cames for you? Also, SPLAT ANYONE WHO WOOMYS OR DOES A SQUID PARTY!!! THIS WAS NOT CREATED TO BE A CASUAL GAME! THIS IS NINTENDO DANG IT, AND THEY ONLY MAKE COMPETITIVE GAMES! WHO CARES ABOUT "FUN" and "HELP SQUID LEARN"? ALL YOU DO IS CRUSH THE DREAMS OF THE INNOCENT AND SPLAT THEM UNTIL THEY RAGE QUIT LIKE SMASH! I honestly can't believe there are people like this.