The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[MissingNumbers]

Smack him and tell him to get his mind out of the gutter.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Sorry, that was pervy face Patrick, my alter ego. Regular me is back again.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Splat him before the ink strike gets out, of course! I mostly suck at that but

 

[Rustic]

Tell her to get that dumb grin off her face.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Sneak attack then with my Octobrush

 

[Anaru]

You use your ink strike on a conveyor belt that was moving you towards me, so I easily splat you

 

[Jakkie]

"I will lock them in the dungeon where there is no escape, the binding chains with pinch and scrape, then you will see, your ultimate fate!"

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Use Pan's size and speed to her advantage to land an easy splat.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Man, I am so screwed. Where did I put my darn splatterscope? Maybe she will spare me if I give it to her... or I could just punch her in the face with it and then run.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Uncheck the terms and conditions box.

 

[SurrealSquid]

To the nuclear shelter!

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Switch gear to somthing less effective.

 

[MissingNumbers]

Ugh. Again, we're on the same team. Go point that thing at the enemy.

 

[SurrealSquid]

What was that hitsquid's number again?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Stream some super loud music into his headphones

 

[SurrealSquid]

Let's see how well you handle my sniping skills.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Tuck and roll out the way of an incoming snipe. "You don't know who you're messing with, squid!"

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

"I swear to cod you have the Lenny face on."

 

[SurrealSquid]

Give my handbook "How to survive an inkstrike for dummies" a good hard read again.

 

[Rustic]

Call them names under my breath because they can't hear me with those headphones on.



Hopefully.