The character(s) in the above avatar are after you. What do you do?

[SurrealSquid]

Same old agent 3 stuff, as always. Those octolings just keep sneaking into here!

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Tell him I'm Agent 3.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Reply that there are huge amounts of agent 3s for very weird reasons. (Parallel universes, perhaps?)

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Put on my scholar hat and start explaining the theories about different earths and parralel versions of ourselves.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Fall asleep out of boredom.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Gently wake him up.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Point a splatterscope at her face and tell her to not wake me up, ever.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Apologize while begging for mercy

 

[SurrealSquid]

Let her go under the condition she won't sneak into inkopolis without permission again.

 

[Anaru]

Fly myself into Inkopolis to find out what happens to bears and birds

 

[Rustic]

Cross my fingers and hope that I don't get turned into a washing machine.

 

[Achamo]

Use an Ink brush and swab him.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Steal his surf board.

 

[Chaos_Knight]

Tell him to grow some extra tentacle hair.

 

[SurrealSquid]

A splatterscope has way more range than an octoshot, so too bad, you can´t reach me without your inkzooka.

 

[Anaru]

Inform him that he in fact is not holding a splatterscope

 

[SurrealSquid]

Reply that the splatterscope was lying on the ground in front of me when the picture was taken and that I am currently carrying it.

 

[Deleted member]

Hiss at him and threaten to drink his blood.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Back away slowly...

 

[Deleted member]

*Walks towards*