The Not So Great Turf War [IC thread]

[Kbot]

"Here's the deal. I TOLD you not to screw around with it. Yeah, I sounded like a nerd, but I feel that part should have come off very clearly. Now, I'm not leaving you to rot because we can't let us impact the environment in any way. You just have to listen to me the rest of the time, alright? Hopefully I'll explain things clearly enough."

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

"Who made you the boss, huh Kbot? 'Cause I sure didn't."

 

[Kbot]

"YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON. Listen to me. I actually know what I'm talking about."

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

"Fine, have it your way. Your the boss. For now anyway."

 

[Kbot]

"Now, we seriously need to know where we are. If we know where we are, we can try to get somewhere where nobody's around and make as minimal contact as possible for the next 3 days."

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

"Um, Kbot, that might be a problem." said Inkario pointing at a group of Octarians approaching quickly.

 

[Kbot]

"Oh, god. They're going to kill us instantly if they reach us. Everyone, stealthily run away from them. We have to stay together as a group."

 

[Topazrekerboy]

"Woah! What is that?" Rhin said, drifting away from the group, towards a weird metal Projectyle.

 

[Kbot]

"Don't know. Grab it and keep coming with us. We gotta move."

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

"Oooh, this'll be good. Will they think Rhin is an Octoling or not? Will Kbot be able to control him? Hah, this is priceless."

 

[Topazrekerboy]

Rhin grabbed it and saw there were three buttons. A red, blue and purple one. "Ooooh! Buttons! Quick which one should I press?"

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

"Oh, sure, Rhin gets to press buttons and I don't. Ugh."

 

[Right Whale]

"You have pushed enough buttons for one day, Inkario!"

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

"All right, but I'm just sayin', buttons are still dangerous."

 

[Topazrekerboy]

"Ok fine I'll reserve the purple me for last, the blue one second and Il press the red one soon. What could possibly go wrong?"

 

[Kbot]

"Um, just about everything could go wrong."

 

[Topazrekerboy]

"Ugh! Well um," Rhin mocked Kbots voice "It's called sarcasm DUH"

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

The Octarians are approaching. You hear them mutter something about splatting any Inkling that crosses their path. What do you do?

 

[Kbot]

"Great to see you're using sarcasm, but can we GET MOVING. NOW. Let's go." Kbot starts running the opposite direction that the Octarians are coming from.

 

[ThatSquidYouKnow]

"Did you hear that?" asked the Octarian general. "Hear what?" asked an Octoling. "Nevermind, carry on."