Shooters as a class. Especially the short-ranged ones.
So we have these basic weapons, meant to be easy as possible to learn, well that's fine. Hmm, they can splat an enemy less than half a second after popping out of ink? That should be fine, they have a chance to miss their shots compared to something like a roller or blaster. Oh, they can also paint better than 90% of other weapons? That's... fine, I guess. They still lose to longer ran- why are you giving them all ranged specials? Crab Tanks, Triple Inkstrikes, even .52 has a Killer Wail 5.1. Why does .52 have a Killer Wail 5.1? Oh, and they all have bombs too, fantast- STOP BUFFING THEM!
Play a real weapon, you amateur, you're not impressing anyone with your 5000 X power on the goddamn .52 Gal.
This is the one thing I genuinely get heated about. I dislike the poor sub and special balance as much as the next guy, but it'd be nice if the currently good subs and specials WEREN'T ALL ON THE SHOOTERS.
LET ME USE CRAB.
I'm dying here. I'm going to stop ranting before I spontaneously combust.
Have a good day.