You know you play too much Splatoon when:

[Sir Ngyes]

You know you play too much Splatoon when you...

• 100% Octo Canyon
• Can’t aim without motion controls
• Use the song “Now or Never” to keep track of time
• Have a Squidboards account

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

When you say something accurate to your way of being in this thread

 

[SquiddyKat]

When you start seeing or imagining that people are Inklings/Octolings.

 

[frankus]

You're writing a story for a game you're building and suddenly your writing a new story which was crossovers with Splatoon. Bicycle Mike was supposed to be a bicycle rider who does bicycle jousting but now he carries an ink gun to knock out the competition!

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

when you

 

[Heals]

When you hear a squid child speaking to you telepathically telling you to splat some guy named Billy that I've never heard of or seen, yes, I have never met a Billy.

 

[Tommy1011]

When you continuously hear songs from Splatoon on repeat
Over
And over
And over and over
Again ._.

 

[tearstained--]

When Harmony won't give you free stuff anymore and the Shell-Out machine runs out.

 

[Heals]

Woomy! When you have every inkling voiceline downloaded

 

[《☆》S.squiddy《☆》]

when i attempt to press the non existent booyah button or try to squidbag when something good happens to me