You know you play too much Splatoon when:

[Sir Ngyes]

You know you play too much Splatoon when you...

• 100% Octo Canyon
• Can’t aim without motion controls
• Use the song “Now or Never” to keep track of time
• Have a Squidboards account

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

When you say something accurate to your way of being in this thread

 

[SquiddyKat]

When you start seeing or imagining that people are Inklings/Octolings.

 

[frankus]

You're writing a story for a game you're building and suddenly your writing a new story which was crossovers with Splatoon. Bicycle Mike was supposed to be a bicycle rider who does bicycle jousting but now he carries an ink gun to knock out the competition!

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

when you

 

[Heals]

When you hear a squid child speaking to you telepathically telling you to splat some guy named Billy that I've never heard of or seen, yes, I have never met a Billy.

 

[Tommy1011]

When you continuously hear songs from Splatoon on repeat
Over
And over
And over and over
Again ._.

 

[tearstained--]

When Harmony won't give you free stuff anymore and the Shell-Out machine runs out.

 

[Heals]

Woomy! When you have every inkling voiceline downloaded

 

[《☆》S.squiddy《☆》]

when i attempt to press the non existent booyah button or try to squidbag when something good happens to me

 

[s9221300]

When insted of geting actule songs stuck in your head you get Splatoon songs.

 

[Deleted member]

When you start to see splatoon everywhere and oftentimes think about pressing ZL but then realize that your ink tank is full, and we’re not in splatoon

 

[9DB]

When you unironically listen to the OST

 

[Deleted member]

when u cry at the end of hero mode in Splatoon 3 bcuz u know it is the last one in the series (true story except knowing that Splatoon 3 was the last one in the series)

 

[Deleted member]

When your freind keeps singing tide goes out and then you turn on tide goes out.

 

[Dustrix]

You know you play too much splatoon when your squid partying in a private match and accidentally kill somebody that surprised you because they triggered your reflexes

 

[Dustrix]

you hear Splatoon music and sound effects in real life(tru story, I sometimes hear the whistle of an Inkstrike randomly)

I think you need to get that checked out1

 

[Deleted member]

I SEE SPLATOON EVERYWHERE NOW

BACKPACK? LOCKER DECORATION
HEADPHONES? STUDIO HEADPHONES
SHOES? THOSE ONE WHITE CLAM Toni Kensa SHOES
8? AGENT 8
4? AGENT 4

 

[Mx_Diva]

You hit the mute button every time you lose a battle so you do t have to hear the lose battle theme song….

The only thing worse is the “Type 2 Diabetes” commercial.

 

[Mx_Diva]

I imagine Shiver singing and dancing to this one song I listen to like it was a Splatfest. [It’s a real song… Just don’t think I should say but it mixes to well]