Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SyMag]

Fer teh lulz.

How come we don't know anything about pets in Splatoon?

 

[Cuttleshock]

Nuh-uh.

Why can't we get these adorable things for our Inklings??

 

[SurrealSquid]

That´s modern art. Way too precious to be sold.

Why does that squid-like creature look so sad?

 

[Scootch]

He doesn't look sad. He looks derpy. :P

 

[SurrealSquid]

...
(you forgot to ask a question)

Wouldn´t the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-and-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

 

[SyMag]

...No hablo inglés señor.

What exactly do Inklings eat?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Other Inklings(and crabby cakes!) That's why there are no adults besides Captain Cuttlefish
(True fact, squids do actually eat squids, I imagine that it's a last resort thing.)

Is crabby cakes gud

 

[SyMag]

Other Inklings(and crabby cakes!) That's why there are no adults besides Captain Cuttlefish
(True fact, squids do actually eat squids, I imagine that it's a last resort thing.)

Is crabby cakes gud

D: That's why they keep saying you're a kid now...they want you to enjoy life before it's too late...

Krabby Patties are good so I think they should be.

If I could have anything in the world, right now, what would it be?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

OBVIOUSLY
Lotsa Strawberry-Banana Yogurt
(My mom is eating yogurt and it smelled like strawberry-banana yogurt)

Should I eat the froyo

 

[SyMag]

Always. The answer is always.

To kid or to squid?

 

[SurrealSquid]

That is indeed the question.

Why are we quoting Squidspeare here?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because *insert Shakespeare quote* and woomy!

WHat is the best squid music?

 

[SurrealSquid]

The "Kid now, Squid now" commercial song. Moves me to tears every time. (Does anyone even remember that...? No...? Alright then.)

What if octopus robots launched an attack on Inkopolis?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

(I remember)

Well, the Inkopolis Tower would transform into a robot fighter, with the Inklings trapped inside controlling it.
You can to play as said Tower in Spla2n

What new features will be in spla2n?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

hair cuts and flying dogcats.

Why do the conspiracy theorists like to hang around on these threads?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because it's a theory…a Game- *shot*

Why do people even like that channel?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because ridiculous theories on bad horror games seem to amaze the Internet time and time again.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

 

[Smashling79]

Put it in a blendtec blender and hit frappe

How do I stop the music?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

You can't stop the music!

Do you feel the sunshine, does it brighten up your day?

 

[SurrealSquid]

It burns my skin. Stay inside, kids.

How come our nose runs but our feet smell?