Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Anaru]

Because most people's noses aren't even a foot long

?????

 

[Ikaheishi]

!!!!!!

What is the cubic root of squid?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because are noses are our feet and our feet our our noses.

Edit: pineapple.

Who is the muffin man?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Drew Carey

Would I win a car on The Price is Right

 

[SurrealSquid]

No. You´d win three of them and a toaster.

How do I win games in Splatoon?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

You need some serious gear to win. I'm talking Taco Bell wrappers and hot dog buns, people!

Why is Taco Bell aftermath so bad?!

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because you are not mexican
(I'm not either, but I love Taco Bell)

Will Taco Bell make a sour cream quesadilla?

 

[SurrealSquid]

No, but there´s rumors of a new taco with squid ink on the way.

How do I outplay chargers?

 

[SuperLuigi231]

Start a squid party and hope they hit you.

What color am I?

 

[SurrealSquid]

RAINBOWZ!

"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability transcendentalizes intercommunication´s incomprehensibleness."
Notice anything weird about this sentence?

 

[SuperLuigi231]

TOO MANY BIG WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is your favorite word?

 

[SurrealSquid]

That would be "surreal". I think you now know where I got my username from.

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

 

[Smashling79]

Its all a conspiracy I tell you!

If a toddler hands me the phone, should I answer it?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Nah. Act like its a bomb instead
(In real life, I'd probably answer it while being the most awkward Gari I can XD)

What is a phone's real purpose?

 

[SurrealSquid]

To slay the mighty Nokia Dragon!

How do I sprint?

 

[Smashling79]

drink some Sprite first, then all you'll do is sprint. You won't be able to stop!


How does one troll the Westboro Baptist Church?

 

[SuperLuigi231]

Do or do not, there is no try.

Does anyone know where the nearest McDonalds Is?

 

[Smashling79]

try Yonge and Eglinton if you live in Toronto.

What if you put ginger on your sushi and then ate wasabi to cool your mouth down?

 

[SyMag]

As long as you make sure to wash it all down with lava afterwards.

If pi had to end, what number would it choose to end with and why?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

What if you put ginger on your sushi and then ate wasabi to cool your mouth down?

What about putting me on sushi?

~ because tilde is beautiful

Why do people put me on sushi?