Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Smashling79]

Ching chong ling long ting tong.

I was bitten by a turtle. Can I still drink orange juice?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

No, only Apple juice.

Can I live without my cheese flavored doughnuts?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

If you like a hole in your chest

Intruder?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Alart!!! (Misspelled intentionally)

Alart?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Boop

Beep?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Bop.

Borp?

(Low battery, gotta go)

 

[Ikaheishi]

Jazz music.

Does anyone have a serious answer for that?

I remember seeing a patent filed by Nintendo that showed the gamepad docked to a special zapper design, so it's probably for extension-type stuff like that.

Why must I be stuck to just using my phone?

 

[Cuttleshock]

Does anyone have a serious answer for that?

I always figured it was for Gamepad screen feeds. Also... makes it minutely lighter? It's a hole, so.

Why must I be stuck to just using my phone?

Well, if you had an older phone, you wouldn't be using it for the internet!

Why don't we have a phone that can be held with the feet?

 

[Smashling79]

Super glue eh?

So I guess if I drink orange juice now the turtle venom will activate in my veins and send me into a coma?

 

[Anaru]

Yeah, I don't recommend that. You'll probably get turtle superpowers but that's not necessarily a positive thing especially if you just get the power to walk slowly.

Can the person below me get a few billion ice cubes and figure out how to turn them into really cold snow and dump it over California so it stops being extremely hot?

 

[HashCrab]

Global hotting up will turn it into vapor before it can do anything to help cali. My symphonies to you guys.

....how do I give people symphonies?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

You freeze it, then ship it.

Why are clouds so stubborn?

 

[Smashling79]

because Cloud players on smash are salty AF and will talk smack to you every time you beat them online.

Puffy puffins drilled its puffy puffer into what?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

Puff.

Boop, Bop, or Bip?

 

[SyMag]

because Cloud players on smash are salty AF and will talk smack to you every time you beat them online.

But Cloud is too OP you scrub, you just got lucky, MY DAD WORKS AT SHINRA. (But really he's one of my secondaries and I don't get too salty.)

Blorp. (Fight the power!)

Have the Alphabets and Algebranians found peace yet?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Global hotting up will turn it into vapor before it can do anything to help cali. My symphonies to you guys.

....how do I give people symphonies?

Yeah, I hope it stops being in a drought over there!

Don't think so, but chocolate and peanut butter did!

How do I eat vinegar?

 

[Smashling79]

But Cloud is too OP you scrub, you just got lucky, MY DAD WORKS AT SHINRA. (But really he's one of my secondaries and I don't get too salty.)

Blorp. (Fight the power!)

Have the Alphabets and Algebranians found peace yet?

who da hell you callin a scrub you scrub? (chill it's sarcasm)

As for the question, get it on your hands and feet then do a 10 km run. It will taste like candy afterwards.

Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

If they learn to swim in ice cream first.

Why can't we swim in ice cream yet?

 

[Anaru]

Why can't we swim in ice cubes*, it's pretty common to see people swim in ice cream.

However, why can't we swim in ice cubes yet? Or maybe a pool that is a giant block of ice so it wouldn't be as noisy?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Go to Finland, they swim in ice cold water there and do not care about the cold. Unless they aren´t properly trained, that is.

Give me a reason to rob a bank.