Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[G1ng3rGar1]

Only if you have the proof
You can sleep on my roof

Rain slicker or sun slicker?

 

[SurrealSquid]

The sun is super slick. I mean, have you seen sunglasses? Those are what makes someone slick.

If I eat myself will i get twice as large or disappear completely?

 

[Achamo]

You'll become greatest Pokemon Trainer there ever was, that's for sure!

How do you color with an Ink Brush?

 

[SurrealSquid]

1. Take the inkbrush out. Preferably to candlelight dinner.
2. Swipe it around like a madsquid.
3. Nothing happened? Put ink on the weapon, you idiot.

Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9?

 

[DynamoCamostar34]

It takes 2 times the amount of the perimeter of the twins' head squared divided by how long you played Splatoon multiplied by 30.

If Marie melted and Callie ate her and she melted, what would CalieMarie Soup taste like?

 

[SurrealSquid]

It would taste ink-credible! (yes, I had to go for the joke there. I´m sorry.)

Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?

 

[grandpasailman]

Yes, because Star Wars is actually real.

Am I you father, Luke?

 

[SurrealSquid]

No, I think you might be my father´s brother´s nephew´s cousin´s former roommate.

Is it possible for tattoos to get passed on genetically from parent to child?

 

[Callieisbae]

Q. Whens lunch fam?

A. Idk in three years..... Or until hell freezes over

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Q. Whens lunch fam?

A. Idk in three years..... Or until hell freezes over

The format of this game is that you answer the question of the person above you, then you ask a stupid question of your own.

No, I think you might be my father´s brother´s nephew´s cousin´s former roommate.

Is it possible for tattoos to get passed on genetically from parent to child?

Yes, but the too big ones don't work well for the newborns. Try to keep it small.

What's mystery flavor?

 

[Callieisbae]

The format of this game is that you answer the question of the person above you, then you ask a stupid question of your own

Ah got ya

 

[SurrealSquid]

What's mystery flavor?

An extract of a mysterious yellow liquid, commonly referred to as "Jarate".

Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

 

[Callieisbae]

An extract of a mysterious yellow liquid, commonly referred to as "Jarate".

Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

A. toejam and battery acid

Q. If judd snorted catnip what will happen

 

[SurrealSquid]

Well, he wouldn´t raise his flags fairly anymore. Maybe he´ll even just pass out right as he announces the results, resulting in rioting inklings.

Did you know that 100 percent of organisms exposed to water will DIE?

 

[NBSink]

I guess no.

What would happen if Inklings are on Mars trying to hide below Mars' surface, so we can't see them?

 

[Yin_]

The martians would likely kill them and they would respawn here on earth

Do this: Start with any positive integer.
If it is even, divide by 2.
If it is odd, multiply by 3 and add 1.

Will the answer ever equal woomy or ngyes?

 

[NBSink]

If the number you got equals the number of hours you spent playing Splatoon2 then it's also equals woomy. When it's 1 higher it equals ngyes.
There is no way if your number equals the woomy or ngyes from Splatoon1.

How many seconds can Inklings hold their breath?

 

[Pengconic]

42!!

Are woomy and ngyes related? Ngweh and veemo?

 

[Enperry]

If I can eat this 72 oz burger, that means there is a 78% chance of there being a 23.976% chance of you deciding to sleep in. So in other words, dried cherries do smell like pringles.

In a distant land in a parallel world, live a group of people who are live their live by playing game. In this land, games are not a lesier activity but they are the deciding factor in each inhabitant's life. By our normal standard everything can be said a one big gamble. Heer, not everyone have the best skill, but anyone can do their best to be on top. Be it by playing fair or never getting caught cheating. Do these people play Splatoon?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

They don’t have internet.

Can I drink water?