Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Quibblingsun86]

Because they are the bows, and you use them to make clouds look nice.

Why is the world on fire?

 

[SyMag]

Insert obligatory "global warming" joke.

What's the real reason we haven't discovered life on other planets yet?

 

[SurrealSquid]

The aliens are just way too intelligent to show themselves, as that would force them to establish contact with us.
Oh right, stupid answer.
Uhhh... They're too lazy to show themselves. Yup.

Why do people give serious answers here?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because they have no concept of stupid answers and if they do (accidentally) they explode

How do I diffuse that bomb over there?

 

[SyMag]

Close your eyes, pick a wire, and pray to RNGeesus.

What happens when you become a Canadian citizen?

 

[SurrealSquid]

You start constantly apologizing and putting "eh" at the end of each sentence. (Ok, ok, that was a bad joke, sorry)

How do I build a sentry gun?

 

[SyMag]

Grab a toolbox and whack it a couple times with a wrench.

Why IS six afraid of seven?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because that joke is so old, everyone just leaves when they hear it.

How do I jump?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Throw yourself into the air. I guarantee that it'll work.

How do I go to the moon?

 

[SyMag]

Throw yourself into the air REALLY hard. I guarantee that it'll work.

What will World War III look like?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Callie v Marie. Get your rations, squiddies!

Why is nostalgia a thing?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because people like to reminisce about the "good ol´days" without realizing that the days we are living right now are the "good ol´days" we´ll reminisce about in the future.

Why are they called apartments if they are built together?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Cause the guy that made it up couldn't tell the differance between red, blue, and cheese whizz.

Why do people really like cheese?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

They don't. That's why they favor the holes.

Why is broccoli spicy?

 

[SyMag]

That's the broccoli catching fire because you forgot to water it before eating. Can't have dry broccoli dawg.

How was hopscotch invented?

 

[Anaru]

People observing the patterns of hopping people who got drunk while drinking scotch

Why are my legs sore?

 

[SyMag]

People observing the patterns of hopping people who got drunk while drinking scotch

Why are my legs sore?

Because you were hopping and got drunk off of scotch.

What is art?

 

[Achamo]

Art is everything.
Where can people find a wild Pokemon?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

Art is everything.
Where can people find a wild Pokemon?

Often they are found on doormats.

Why are feet not purple?

 

[Achamo]

Because you don't color them with paint~
What's it like to be a Squid~?