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Quibblingsun86

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Because they are the bows, and you use them to make clouds look nice.

Why is the world on fire?
 

SurrealSquid

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The aliens are just way too intelligent to show themselves, as that would force them to establish contact with us.
Oh right, stupid answer.
Uhhh... They're too lazy to show themselves. Yup.

Why do people give serious answers here?
 

SurrealSquid

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Because people like to reminisce about the "good ol´days" without realizing that the days we are living right now are the "good ol´days" we´ll reminisce about in the future.

Why are they called apartments if they are built together?
 

Quibblingsun86

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Cause the guy that made it up couldn't tell the differance between red, blue, and cheese whizz.

Why do people really like cheese?
 

Anaru

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lavalizard24
People observing the patterns of hopping people who got drunk while drinking scotch

Why are my legs sore?
 

Achamo

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Because you don't color them with paint~
What's it like to be a Squid~?
 

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