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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Reila, May 31, 2015.

  1. ⭐️Zapfish⭐️

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    Well, for one thing, you're a kid, so I wouldn't know.

    Why is red spelled o-r-a-n-g-e?
     
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    Well, the Iwoomynati would be the only logical conclusion.

    Do you eat Ketchup or drink it?
     
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    You pour it out, CAUSE IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

    O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA?
     
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    What´s the best way to defeat zombies?
     
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    More zombies, the zombies will bite each other and it'll reverse the zombie effect.

    I need a really quick response on this one, I've been trapped in a locked box completely full of water for about two and a half minutes, is there any way I can survi
     
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    Uhm... Anaru? Hello? Is the walkie-talkie not working?

    Best way to defeat robots?
     
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    Do the robot in front of them. They'll self destruct from sheer embarrassment

    How do I get internet food?
     
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    Thanks for the advice surreal, I lived.

    @G1ng3rGar1 I'm going to a candy store soon, I can get you something and take a picture and post it here.

    What would you like? They mostly have fudge and saltwater taffy, so I recommend those, but they have a few other things you could choose. I have no idea what the other candies are though so it's be lucky if whatever else you wanted was there. They have a ton of flavors of fudge and taffy though, so if you want some of those, it'll most likely be there.
     
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    Cheesecake would be nice
    (Real answer, I've never actually had or seen saltwater taffy so that would be interesting)

    What is the best food of all time
     
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    It's not that interesting, it looks sort of like a colored tootsie roll except tastes way better. And they only have a faint salty flavor. Which you'll find out yourself after you eat them through the screen.

    And for your question, I think cacti are really great. All the flavor comes from the needle things on them so make sure not to cut them off before you chew them.

    What was the first flavor ginger ate through the screen? I don't even know the answer to this one yet. And she probably doesn't even know what flavor the colors correspond to.
     
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    The brown one, for obvious reasons
    (Actually, I noticed the white ones first, then the pink, so there you go :) )

    How does Jessica Fletcher avoid getting murdered? (Bonus points if you know who I'm talking about)
     
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    She fletched her arrows with magic feathers and uses them to defeat her enemies trying to murder her.

    How do you protect yourself against Jessica Fletcher's fletched arrows?
     
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    Catch them in mid-air, Matrix style.

    If womb is pronounced woom and tomb is pronounced toom, then why isn't bomb pronounced boom?
     
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    Because English does not care

    How does one stop their eyes from hurting
     
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    Stab them, they can't hurt if you don't have any.

    Can you measure the mass of a minute with a pedometer?
     
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    You can measure how many children walk on the street each hour with it.

    If Batman´s parents died, then how was he born?
     
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    Bats give birth upside down, and that reversed the death temporarily so he could be born.

    How are words created?
     
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    With magic!
    ...oh wait, that´s a word. Uhm...
    Hit random buttons on a keyboard lying in front of your computer.

    What if chargers had two scopes and twice the range?
     
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    Then that long *** laser on the end better be rainbow colored.
    Do you love me?
     
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    Love does not exist, you've been possessed by a ghost who thinks he's funny.

    Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?
     
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