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Bad Splatoon Suggestions

Aori

Don't get Cooked!
Joined
Jun 30, 2016
Messages
377
Making Splatoon have expensive DLC from now on, or is pay to play for premium content that nobody else can get.
Oh, and imagine if suddenly, Splatfests aren't being discontinued! It's just premium only!
That'd be horrible.
 

TynamoRoller

Inkling
Joined
May 7, 2016
Messages
11
Location
a little cabin near the Skatepark.
NNID
Quacker5
Everyone loses and nobody can play the game for the rest of the day as the population of Inkopolis struggles to survive the ink radiation.

My bad suggestions (mostly things I don't want added that people suggest on Miiverse):
- Pants
- Pets
- Customizable apartments
You can, but there are no multiplayer competitive matches. You are forced to spend the rest of the time in that coffee shop place near the octo valley entrance. Players can chat in real-time, turning Splatoon into a chat room. There is also a drawing/party-squid room, where to fool around. Killing is not allowed, and impossible.
 

Slurmp

Pro Squid
Joined
Jun 22, 2016
Messages
108
NNID
HedgehogOverlord
Splat Spyke and take over his business. Now you have to visit the underground and meet with shady dealers to get the gear people ordered from you. Also, you live on a rug and can´t keep any of the gear you get. Plus, people may randomly rage if they don´t get the gear they wanted and try to splat you. In that case, you have to fight them. But hey, you get lots of cash and super sea snails which you´ll never be able to spend for anything!
If you have a sea snail shortage, you die and have to watch as your corpse decomposes in the alley, were no one can bury/cremate/whatever would be done in inkopolis due to your venomous spines still being in effect.
 

LMG

Inkling Fleet Admiral
Joined
Jun 10, 2015
Messages
641
After this splatfest, Spyke will have an option to reset all abilities on your selected gear for 10k. However, each time you reset an item, both the star count of the item and experience required to unlock sub abilities goes up (no cap either, so good luck leveling that 10 star gear ;))
 

Babycowland

Semi-Pro Squid
Joined
Dec 4, 2015
Messages
86
Location
Minnesota
Voice chat is now enabled in all matches and cannot be turned off. Also, all weapons are now exclusively voice-activated. Say "woomy" to fire your weapon once (or flick your roller/swing your brush once). Rapid fire weapons will continue to spray as long as you're saying "woomy." Weapons like the L-3 will fire once per "woomy." Saying "booyah" will use a sub weapon and shouting "stay fresh" activates your special.
 

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