Bad Splatoon Suggestions

[SGM]

Every time you lose a Ranked match, it has text pop up that says "GIT GUD L0S3R".

 

[Noire]

Giving the E Liter more range and buffing the damage on Burst Bombs.

 

[shy]

Adding a special that instantly splats everyone including you and your team. That and also having shrek as a playable character.

 

[Toaster]

A sploosh-o-matic that has more range than a e liter.

 

[80%Squid]

Adding a special that instantly splats everyone including you and your team. That and also having shrek as a playable character.

Shreck playable?

This is a thread for bad Splatoon suggestions, silly.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

At the end of every match of Turf Wars, a roulette wheel is spun to give a team at random a bonus ink strike.

At the end of each match of Ranked, you play another wheel to figure out how many points you won/lost.

Also, your special fully charges when you splat a player while rapidly rotating the camera with a non-scoped charger.

 

[LMG]

Shreck playable?

This is a thread for bad Splatoon suggestions, silly.

It's the only way to properly add the "Get Shrecked" and "Get out of my Turf" voice commands, which can be heard by both teams

 

[Zwei]

new "bomber" weapon class. Can throw 10 bombs before ink tank is used up, but no main weapon. Can also switch between bombs.

 

[Litagano Motscoud]

Also, your special fully charges when you splat a player while rapidly rotating the camera with a non-scoped charger.

If you can manage to pull that off, I'd say you deserve the special.

 

[Reddy]

Invisible ink.

 

[Revolution5268]

Make Splatoon a Call of Duty clone. No innovations, no ink, no motion control. None of that second screen experience in fact lets go even deeper son. How about instead of ink we use bullets and inklings piff we use human soldiers. The equipment you get it randomly like Advance warfare care package. To re roll it you pay real money for it and what ever sub power up you get is random. The maps you see that should be season pass. Charge it $49.99 and weapons should also be random or if you want to do the Advance package charge it $7.99 for a reroll.
Also fixing gliches and having a working game Nintendo should not focus on that why because the industry has shown that people preferred playing a broken game.
Oh and here is the best one yet the sequel should be exclusive to PlayStation 4 and Xbox One.

 

[BlackZero]

A roller special ability that locks the other team in squid form for 45 seconds whilst you chase them down like Pacman.

Make ink slippery so that you randomly slip and fall down.

Quick Time Events x10^23

A special ability that makes everyone stop playing and start a choreographed dance routine

An option to take selfies mid-battle and post it to your Chitter page.

Auto-aim/aim assist

More to come. Maybe.

 

[Pteropine]

A Callie vs. Marie Splatfest.

Nobody would survive the terrifying war between the two teams.

Where Callie is on Marie's side and Marie is on Callie's side
Marie stans who only choose Marie's teams will have no choice but to go with Callie LMAO

 

[Pallid]

Every time you get splatted the screen will read, "YOU DIED" and force you to go through a loading screen before respawning. (Alternatively, "THANKS OBAMA")

The ability to backstab other Inklings for an instant splat.

Make the Kraken EVEN BIGGER.

Instead of 4 vs 4 Turf Wars, there's 4 vs 4 Battle Of The Bands and everybody has to be part of a crappy Indie band. (That would actually fit Inkling culture probably.)

Micro-Transactions in order to get Triples on your gear.

Adding Octolings as playable characters.

 

[Dolphoshi]

If you can manage to pull that off, I'd say you deserve the special.

it's not hard but it does make people a bit salty

making the bubbler last even longer
a deathmatch mode (please no)
voice chat

 

[seakingtheonixpected]

New Weapon, a charger that shoots backwards.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

A special ability that makes everyone stop playing and start a choreographed dance routine

This is the thread for bad ideas, not good ones.

 

[Zombie Aladdin]

How about a mode where, once you're splatted once, you're out of the game? I seem to encounter teammates who play like it's like that.

A special ability that makes everyone stop playing and start a choreographed dance routine.

There is a special attack like that in Battleground Z. Everyone caught in it except the user is then struck by a bolt of SFX lightning.

 

[LMG]

This is the thread for bad ideas, not good ones.

New inkoming weapons: Squid Party Popper & Octo Party Popper. Available tonight at 7:00 pm PT!

 

[Kowai Yume]

Add B-hopping. Make it more Quake-esque