Corrupt a Wish

[Rustic]

Granted, but they talk to you in the dark, and every room they are in, the lights go out. Then the voices come.

I wish I was a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K.

 

[Crimsoninkling]

Granted, but they talk to you in the dark, and every room they are in, the lights go out. Then the voices come.

I wish I was a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K.

granted, but space is really boring. I wish for red ink in splatoon.

 

[Kagerou]

Granted, but you never get to play using the Red Ink.

I wish I could enter corrupt the dreams of others.

 

[warghoul]

The dreams will be full of furries and tickle fights.

I wish I knew all there was to know.

 

[13thGalaxy]

Granted, but you know the things that nobody wishes to know.

I wish I had the ability to control the flow of time.

 

[Krakalakin' Kraken]

Granted but others find out and then you get dragged off to Area 51 and get cut open or something.

I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

 

[warghoul]

Wish granted. You become so proficient in corrupting wishes your reputation proceeds you. Nobody wants to get wishes granted by you let alone talk to you. You die a sad lonely life surrounded by your 30 cats and beanie baby collection.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Krakalakin' Kraken]

In short, nothing changed. :( Wish granted but then the value of money goes down as a result and it quickly fades away on simple bills and groceries.

I WISH REVOLTECH FIGURES DIDN'T REQUIRE SO MUCH EFFORT TO TAKE A FREAKING HAND OFF AND PUT ON ANOTHER

 

[Rom-Steïn]

Granted, but if you force to much, it instantly and easily breaks.

I wish Digimon Tri OAVs would come up faster :3

 

[13thGalaxy]

Granted, but everyone around you will think you believe you live in the Digimon world and will treat you in a condescending manner, or as someone who is unable to perceive the physical world around them.

I wish I wasn't allergic to pollen (SO THESE GODDAMN NOSEBLEEDS WILL GO AWAY).

 

[warghoul]

All pollen is removed from the planet we all die in 2 years.

I wish I was warm.

 

[Splat Fanatic]

Granted, but then you spontaneously combust.

I wish squid didn't taste so good.

 

[Mateiüsthesquidwarrior]

Granted, but cannibalism is a stain you can't wipe off.

I wish I could travel anywhere, free of charge.

 

[Mendax]

granted, on the condition you can't choose where you go, or how long you stay there.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[13thGalaxy]

Granted, but you hate every piece of art you make.

I wish I could reach S+ 99.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Granted, but you immediately rank down to C- 0 because of the sheer skill of the other S+ players

I wish I was an Inkling

 

[YOJOEHOJO]

Your wish has been granted, but on the grounds that you have been taken into the care of the Government for the means of studying you. You live a new life of torture.

I wish for my money back, because life is a lemon and I am unsatisfied with how tart it is.

 

[13thGalaxy]

Granted, but engineers have created a combustible lemon designed to burn specifically your house down.

I wish I had supreme knowledge of the universe and understood everything there is to understand.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Granted, but you learn so much that your head explodes

I wish I had Splatoon gear IRL

 

[Mendax]

granted, but everyone wants to steal it off you.

I wish world hunger was solved.