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Corrupt a Wish!

ChelseaSmile

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Granted, but all your other Pokemon's stats are now stuck at 0, and all only learn splash

I wish I could make a wish without anything bad happening and still be able to make another wish after the first one, also with no consequences
You gain two wishes with no consequences but as a consequence for taking the time to write that logic puzzle you lose time from your finite life span.

I wish I didn't have to work!
 

Wrog

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Wish granted, but your save file suddenly corrupts.

I wish for a pie.
 

ChelseaSmile

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You receive a pie of your choosing only to realize after you take a bite that it has a worm in it.

I wish to play Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer.
 

itisRag

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Granted, but that game is garbage.

I wish for the next poster to have an interesting wish.
 

Wrog

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Granted, but you will have to translate it.

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110
 
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Granted, but you will have to translate it.

01001001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110
Granted, but I did translate it, so the universe explodes due to the paradox.

I wish for deviantart to burn to the ground as much as a website on the internet can
 
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Wrog

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Granted, but now you are a cactus. Cactus is danger. be aware

I wish cactus wasn't danger.
 

Vexen

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Wish is grant, but you are now danger.

I wish He-squid would stop foiling my plans. Myah!
Granted, you foil your own plans now.

I wish that while in C+ I didn't have to go up against players that are B- and higher
 

Wrog

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Granted, but you can't play at all.

I wish I had every amiibo and will get every amiibo when they release.
 

Vexen

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Granted, but they're all counterfeit

I wish the goggles in Splatoon had a different skill than Bomb Range Up
Granted, it now has stealth jump instead.

I wish there weren't so many charger friendly maps *cough*arrowama, skatepark, bluefin, and murray towers*cough*
 

Wrog

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Granted, but now the only map is barely enough to fit both teams on a tiny platform.

I wish I could wish for infinite wishes
 

Wrog

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Granted, but the copy is Japanese, and every Wii U you touch or use becomes North American so you have to wait until October.

I wish to be swaggy
 

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