Corrupt a Wish!

[SurrealSquid]

Granted, but it only activates for 5 minutes every day.
I wish I had a suit like iron man.

 

[Aori]

Granted, but it's only a replica so it has none of the fancy tech. It's basically just a metal suit that looks like it and nothing more.

I also am realizing it's legit hard for me to think of a wish because there's not much I wish for since I have most of what I need/want... so
I wish I could go to Kirby Cafe.

 

[NovaBeast]

Granted... But Marx trashes the place before you even step one foot in the cafe.
I wish I could "git gud".

 

[BakuLinkstheSquid.I.]

granted but you dont
I wish I had working joy cons

 

[Heals]

Granted, but only on the 5th tuesday of february at 12:37:59
I wish to not get this wish granted