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Corrupt a Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Trishula, Jun 3, 2015.

  1. G1ng3rGar1

    G1ng3rGar1 Inkling Fleet Admiral

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    Granted, but it bites

    I wish I could be an armadillo
     
  2. SurrealSquid

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    Granted, but armadillos now get ruthlessly hunted for their armor.

    I wish I could make memes danker.
     
  3. G1ng3rGar1

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    Granted, but you can never be as dank as dank Hank (@Nintendome )

    Um

    I wish I could be fast like Sanic (who's birthday is apparently today)
     
  4. ayyumeme

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    Granted, but you would be so fast you'd never be able to stop.( @G1ng3rGar1 )

    Uhhh....
    I wish I could make any fandom a reality.(homestuck, splatoon itself, etc)
     
  5. SyMag

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    Granted, but you are the nemesis of everyone in said fandom.

    I wish I could breathe underwater.
     
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  6. ⭐️Zapfish⭐️

    ⭐️Zapfish⭐️ Inkling Cadet

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    Granted, but you can never eat seafood again.

    I wish I could draw perfectly :p
     
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    I mean I never eat seafood to begin with so this is okay with me :D
     
  8. G1ng3rGar1

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    Granted, but you have the handwriting of a doctor

    I wish I could be a decent chef
     
  9. SyMag

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    Granted, but your taste buds no longer work.

    I wish I were a decent competitive Smash Bros. player.
     
  10. SurrealSquid

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    Granted, but suddenly everyone in the community gets a lot better so your skill is below average anyway.

    I wish I had a laser gun.
     
  11. Aori

    Aori Don't get Cooked!

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    Granted, but it overheats and can burn you severely if you're not careful.

    I wish that I could have all the Kirby merchandise in existence.
     
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    Granted, but it's so heavy that your floor breaks and an abyss opens under your house.
    I wish I could have a robot army at my command.
     
  13. ⭐️Zapfish⭐️

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    Granted, but there are too many and they all get confused and blow up.

    I wish I was an inkling (I realize I have already said this twice)
     
  14. Aori

    Aori Don't get Cooked!

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    Granted, but you get made fun of for the rest of your life and get called a cosplayer.

    I wish it was impossible to get sick.
     
  15. G1ng3rGar1

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    Granted, but this makes you a carrier to everyone else for just about every disease

    I wish I could play sports
     
  16. SyMag

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    Granted, but you will always be benched and only get to play the last two minutes of any game.

    I wish I had a nice girlfriend.
     
  17. Aori

    Aori Don't get Cooked!

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    Granted, but you can only see her in person every winter.

    I wish I was a character in the Kirby universe.
     
  18. SurrealSquid

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    Granted, but you get eaten by Kirby instantly.
    I wish I was an inkling AND live in the Splatoon world.
     
  19. G1ng3rGar1

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    Granted BUT you get trapped in Octo Valley

    I wish I wasn't so cold
     
  20. SyMag

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    Granted, but you will constantly sweat for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had a superpower.
     

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