(North American) Splatfest: Marshmallows or Hot Dogs?

[WaifuRaccoonBL]

I'm still not so sure water slides are in the lead even with miiverse. I still seen a lot of people voting Rollercoasters more on every poll I've seen.

 

[Aykorn]

I'm still not so sure water slides are in the lead even with miiverse. I still seen a lot of people voting Rollercoasters more on every poll I've seen.

I agree, seems like more people are going roller coaster. It's in the lead on the polls on this thread too?

 

[redacteddd]

It's in the lead on the polls on this thread too?

Yeah it is.

Considering how somewhat divided the polls seem to be, It looks like predicting a winner is going to be much harder than Cats vs. Dogs.

 

[SalsaSavant]

This Splatfest is getting so heated, even Westboro Baptist Church is getting involved.

Uh oh. Do you believe water slides are a part of a malicious gay agenda? Or are they crazy?

 

[JarBear]

This Splatfest is getting so heated, even Westboro Baptist Church is getting involved.

Uh oh. Do you believe water slides are a part of a malicious gay agenda? Or are they crazy?

Hmmm, what a hard choice! I read the article ... cited scriptures? I've read the bible several times and there isn't anything to support that protest!

 

[Ultimate Mayhem]

I was gonna try to join the most popular team, but I have no idea which one that is. I'm gonna go with the one I actually prefer, which is water slides. I hate roller coasters. They scare me. Water slides are fast and fun.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

This Splatfest is getting so heated, even Westboro Baptist Church is getting involved.

Uh oh. Do you believe water slides are a part of a malicious gay agenda? Or are they crazy?

seriously, why the hell would public waterslide day be some malicious gay innuendo thing. Even if it is, whats the problem? Its still waterslides, and the bible does not say gays are evil.

edit:
A satirical look at the people, places, and all things Lancaster County, PA. If you believe this crap you have problems.

Gah I can't tell between satire and stupidity anymore.

 

[SquidWaifoos]

Water slides are fast and fun.

roller coasters are fast[er] and fun[ner]

I've read the bible several times and there isn't anything to support that protest!

The thing is, nobody has actually read the bible at westboro. They just follow what their preacher says

 

[Ultimate Mayhem]

roller coasters are fast[er] and fun[ner]

Not for me. They just scare me. I hate the feeling you get on the drops. It makes me feel like I'm gonna die or something. Water slides don't do that to me.

 

[Recettear]

I don't feel particularly strongly for either so I picked Water Slides because Marie liked them. Whatever Marie picks I can get psyched up for like I did for dogs last time.

That said if this thread and my plaza are good ways of measuring support for both sides then I'm probably on the losing team so I gotta put in work.

 

[DakotaBonez]

I was tempted to pick roller coasters because the design is cooler (and the water slides look like semen slides)
This is gonna take some debating

 

[KokillueRus]

I am Team Water Slide! I've only ever been on a roller coaster once, and it was pretty fun, but I do enjoy water slides more.

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

I was tempted to pick roller coasters because the design is cooler (and the water slides look like semen slides)
This is gonna take some debating

I prefer to say milk slides.

 

[Aykorn]

I've finally decided I go with Water Slides, and I am now mortal enemies with my friends. Yes, this is fine.

 

[jkid391]

WATAH SLIDES!

 

[truefire]

I am conflicted. I prefer Roller Coasters by far. But Marie prefers Water Slides. So I must now decide whether my choice is between coasters and slides or Callie and Marie.

 

[JMAA]

Heh, Iwata Slides...

Get it? I-water.

Ok, kill me.

 

[Blood]

Team Roller Coaster All the way!!

Water Slides are nice, but they don't give me that adrenaline rush I need.

 

[IsmaR]

Updated and ready to roll for next Splatfest.

 

[IsmaR]

Updated and ready to roll for next Splatfest.