OK, I agree (and with your rant as well, but I’m replying to your main post.) Buut I’m still going Chicken because of the matchmaking, the ink color, and because by coincidence I have always chosen Marina so far. (I chose Love last fest, and there were more Love vs. Love matches than LvM ones.)The animal chickens evolved from definitely laid eggs. Eggs were a thing that existed billions of years down the evolutionary chain, so it's definitely just egg. A non-chicken laid a chicken egg, and that's just how it works. The chicken came from that egg.
Taken metaphorically, it also doesn't work because it's a flawed/incorrect metaphor. Metaphors are meaningless when you're using incorrect information. As a writer, my editor would very fairly blast me if I used a metaphor as flawed as the chicken/egg thing. I refuse to even call it an "argument" because it isn't.
Boycott this Splatfest.Splatfest's getting philosophical.
Play Doki Doki Literature Club and Undertale, now available on Steam! :DBoycott this Splatfest.
Our choice doesn't matter.
This question is an illusion.
The answer doesn't exist.
This is religious/origin story propaganda.
The truth is out of reach.
We will never obtain it.
Let us break this cycle.
Beat the pre-determined outcome.
Prove we cannot be controlled.
Choose nothing for the Splatfest.
And seek our own enlightenment.
Woomy.
Don’t lose hope, stay off the rope!Play Doki Doki Literature Club
Sounds like the lyrics from a nu metal bandBoycott this Splatfest.
Our choice doesn't matter.
This question is an illusion.
The answer doesn't exist.
This is religious/origin story propaganda.
The truth is out of reach.
We will never obtain it.
Let us break this cycle.
Beat the pre-determined outcome.
Prove we cannot be controlled.
Choose nothing for the Splatfest.
And seek our own enlightenment.
Woomy.
What if it's because you got so many Knockouts?
Okay rank jumping is the most bizarre thing ever, granted I had a pretty big winstreak of knockouts and only one loss, but why does this exist in the first place? I don't see how I could have done anything particularly special to warrant this. Had a few matches where I only got a few assists, or didn't contribute much at all, and with only one loss I don't quite understand what deems a rank skip worthy of being received. I suppose this is continuing my love affair with the L3 Nozzlenose though, I definitely feel that this weapon is more capable than the Splattershot Pro, whilst being a burst weapon the shots land quicker and closer and it isn't as slow or with as bad of a kit (the Forge is a different story because Bubble Blower). But overall I felt I didn't play all that well, I was more of a contribution to some assists, turf control and special spam with Baller. I'll go grab my previous match history and see what that was:
Now for match stats, from bottom to top (first match to rank up essentially):
Displayed as if in SplatNet (Kills + Assists, Deaths, Specials Used, Turf, Match Duration)
Win - 4(3), 0, 2, 447p 1:12
Win - 8(2), 5, 4, 1120p 3:51
Win - 5(2), 4, 2, 647p 2:10
Win - 17(8), 5, 6, 1232p 4:30
Win - 7(2), 5, 3, 1056p 3:41
Loss - 6(3), 9, 4, 1136p 4:23
Win - 8(1), 6, 4, 989p 3:23
Win - 10(4), 5, 6, 1455p 5:00 (timeout - 79 to 52)
The only thing most of these have in common is the volume of turf covered, and being one of the best painters in the match for all 8 players. I was contesting Zone a lot and capturing or neutralising it, so that could count for some of the requirements to get the skip. Assists seem to average out at around 2-3 per game, with deaths averaging at 5 and specials at 4. With the knockouts they all happened in under 4 minutes bar one and the knockout loss was 4:23. So what happened here was 6 Knockouts, 1 Time Out and 1 Knockout Defeat with high turf, contesting the zones, getting a fair few specials and assists out and not dying too much. How the game weighs up each factor I don't know, but I do have a feeling it takes into account how much you contribute to the object, whether it's painting zone, riding tower, taking Rainmaker, getting clams in the basket etc. as one of the larger reasons to rank jump. The fact my stats are fairly balanced throughout might be a reason why the game deems you worthy, you didn't focus on any one "stat" and instead got an all around result - good kills, good assists, good deaths, good turf, good objective time. I doubt we'll get any closer to solving this mystery but it's interesting nonetheless. Anyway now time to not play Splat Zones and hike my Tower and Rainmaker ranks to 25 from 16 and 15 respectively (Clam Blitz can take a hike, will play it in Ranked, but not focusing on rank ups there :p).
Okay rank jumping is the most bizarre thing ever, granted I had a pretty big winstreak of knockouts and only one loss, but why does this exist in the first place? I don't see how I could have done anything particularly special to warrant this. Had a few matches where I only got a few assists, or didn't contribute much at all, and with only one loss I don't quite understand what deems a rank skip worthy of being received. I suppose this is continuing my love affair with the L3 Nozzlenose though, I definitely feel that this weapon is more capable than the Splattershot Pro, whilst being a burst weapon the shots land quicker and closer and it isn't as slow or with as bad of a kit (the Forge is a different story because Bubble Blower). But overall I felt I didn't play all that well, I was more of a contribution to some assists, turf control and special spam with Baller. I'll go grab my previous match history and see what that was:
Now for match stats, from bottom to top (first match to rank up essentially):
Displayed as if in SplatNet (Kills + Assists, Deaths, Specials Used, Turf, Match Duration)
Win - 4(3), 0, 2, 447p 1:12
Win - 8(2), 5, 4, 1120p 3:51
Win - 5(2), 4, 2, 647p 2:10
Win - 17(8), 5, 6, 1232p 4:30
Win - 7(2), 5, 3, 1056p 3:41
Loss - 6(3), 9, 4, 1136p 4:23
Win - 8(1), 6, 4, 989p 3:23
Win - 10(4), 5, 6, 1455p 5:00 (timeout - 79 to 52)
The only thing most of these have in common is the volume of turf covered, and being one of the best painters in the match for all 8 players. I was contesting Zone a lot and capturing or neutralising it, so that could count for some of the requirements to get the skip. Assists seem to average out at around 2-3 per game, with deaths averaging at 5 and specials at 4. With the knockouts they all happened in under 4 minutes bar one and the knockout loss was 4:23. So what happened here was 6 Knockouts, 1 Time Out and 1 Knockout Defeat with high turf, contesting the zones, getting a fair few specials and assists out and not dying too much. How the game weighs up each factor I don't know, but I do have a feeling it takes into account how much you contribute to the object, whether it's painting zone, riding tower, taking Rainmaker, getting clams in the basket etc. as one of the larger reasons to rank jump. The fact my stats are fairly balanced throughout might be a reason why the game deems you worthy, you didn't focus on any one "stat" and instead got an all around result - good kills, good assists, good deaths, good turf, good objective time. I doubt we'll get any closer to solving this mystery but it's interesting nonetheless. Anyway now time to not play Splat Zones and hike my Tower and Rainmaker ranks to 25 from 16 and 15 respectively (Clam Blitz can take a hike, will play it in Ranked, but not focusing on rank ups there :p).
I love how big and spacious it is; certainly a good map where flanking from the sides are key in competetive modes.Goby is pretty fun so far. I wish they would open the net though. And I like the styling of the Dark Tetra Dualies - derringer plus sneakers.
You are the 1% in that caseI just want my cannons back