Team Water Slides: The Summer Saviors

[Grafkarpador]

you actually could die from water slides they can be poorly made slides and collapse when people get on them

wheras roller coasters of course are completely safe and never killed a person from malfunction

 

[SkyBlue]

wheras roller coasters of course are completely safe and never killed a person from malfunction

Stop twisting words.

 

[Grafkarpador]

Stop twisting words.

I will not. There's an aqueous honor to defend!

 

[Psycho_Wendigo]

you actually could die from water slides they can be poorly made slides and collapse when people get on them also inklings die in water

At my local waterpark, multiple people have hit the guardrail and sailed over, leading to 2 deaths and one coma

 

[Egregore]

Scientific fact: the only thing a person on a water slide can die from is an overload of fun.

 

[Hope]

You have a higher chance dying while driving, than dying in a water slide. Ban cars please.

 

[SkyBlue]

I will not. There's an aqueous honor to defend!

 

[Egregore]

Hello my brothers in arms/sliding

Welcome, Soldier of the Slide!

 

[Goddess Yami]

LOLz

Both can be deadly. Just play Roller Coaster Tycoon! It allows you kill people. ;)

Water is my life. I love to swim and water slides are so much fun. I hate the idea of slowly going up a hill then dropping down super fast.

I can't wait to see the results for this fest! I feel like the teams may be even with this one. I hope our Ink color is purple!

 

[RespawningJesus]

you actually could die from water slides they can be poorly made slides and collapse when people get on them also inklings die in water

You can die from anything, really. Even water. It just takes a lot of water for you to drink and die from, or a small amount of water to drown in. Hell, you can even die to oxygen. The world is a scary place.

 

[Bippzy]

You can die from anything, really. Even water. It just takes a lot of water for you to drink and die from, or a small amount of water to drown in. Hell, you can even die to oxygen. The world is a scary place.

"What is the world but a flourishing deathtrap for us all to perish in?"

-a famous person who maybe once said this, 1843

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

I bet you could choose any object in the world, and there is some way to use it to die.

 

[Grafkarpador]

To completely cement the obvious superiority of the water slide, I will now show you truthful and unbiased (i.e. scientifically accurate) illustrations.

This is 98% of the fun you can have with a water slide:

This is 98% of the fun you can have with a rollercoaster:

 

[Goddess Yami]

^ That's one reason why I don't like amusement parks. Waiting in long lines for a ride that takes like 5 minutes to ride.

 

[Mr.HawK]

water is better
and its better down where its wetter
TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Njok]

Oh, they announced the Unviersal/Nintendo rides already?

No, that was just me getting my Nostradamus on (read: dreaming out loud).

 

[DE235]

I am more of a water slide person.

 

[CrazyDude]

I'm european but I would choose team water slides. I don't like rollercoasters at all (except rollercoasters tycoon,the pc game lel ) and water slides are kinda fun. At least you are feeling joy after the ride instead of having a chance to puke ...

 

[SquiliamTentacles]

We already discussed our superiority, now lets talk strategy. Now that popularity is a aspect, I fear people may choose rollercoasters because they think they will be more popular. The best solution is to probably spam miiverse posts before voting is available, as sheer quantity may shift people on the fence outside of Squidboards. Even if you can not draw, just Yeah every pro waterslides post to make our team seem bigger. Use multiple accounts if you can.

 

[Zero Revolution]

Water Slides all the way! I'd rather have fun and not die, thank you.