The object on your right is your weapon in the invasion of the Octolings!

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

A candle. BURN

 

[SurrealSquid]

My mouse. I don´t know how resistant it is. Maybe enough to break a tooth.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

My mouse. I don´t know how resistant it is. Maybe enough to break a tooth.

*beak. They have beaks, not teeth.(I'm assuming, since octopi have 'em)

I have some lovely wooden blinds. Well...

 

[SurrealSquid]

*beak. They have beaks, not teeth.(I'm assuming, since octopi have 'em)

I don´t think the mouse is tough enough to crack a whole beak, but I guess it can damage part of it, and that´s what I call a tooth. Deal with it.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

*face*

Same blinds.

 

[VeryButter]

A wooden chair.

"GIVE 'EM THE CHAIR!"

 

[SurrealSquid]

A towel. Blind them!

 

[Cuttleshock]

Directly to my right, the first proper object is a wilted balloon from my 18th birthday. Yes, 8 months ago. It's not in great shape. Perhaps it'll just about hold out if I fill it with water and throw it at them?

 

[Mendax]

a recliner chair.
Suppose I should just prop my feet up on it and wait to die...still, I suppose being murdered by Octarians isn't too bad, right?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

My right side is on a mattress, so I suppose that's my weapon.

FEAR MY MATTRESS! ONCE I CAN WIELD IT PROPERLY

 

[SurrealSquid]

A lighter. Who wants some grilled octopus?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Beware, for I have the mightiest weapon of all!!!!!! .......................*currently figuring out meh plan of attack*......... I will butter them to death with my Corn on the cob!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm sooooooooo dead..... )

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

I will smack them to death with a PILLOW!

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

My mom is on my right XD We're in this together!

 

[Umbriel_Umbra]

A fluffy brown blanket... perfect...? lmao

 

[SurrealSquid]

A desk lamp. Time to blind them again!

 

[Quibblingsun86]

*looks to right* hmmm.....nah...... *looks down* ha!! That's it! I have the mightiest weapon of all!

I will challenge them to a 80 hour round of.........monopoly!!!!!(That's it, stop the thread, I just won the war!)

((Just realized I said "mightiest weapon of all" twice)

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

I'm in a little place getting food, so we have a case full of cake(and cheesecake) on my right. And some other heavy unremovable stuff
And some ketchup and stuff
*shrug*

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

A baritone saxophone. CRUSH THEM UNDER THE WEIGHT OF IT.

 

[Quibblingsun86]

A strand of TARDIS lights. Back from where you came, you Daleks-I mean octolings!!!