My toxic Splatoon trait is watching top JP players' vods, being all humble and appreciative when they win, but going 'GOOD, I'm GLAD you lost that, minus 100 points for you sicko' the moment they lose
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I'm in the gold trizooka badge waiting room, 1210 wins but how many of these are from PBs...
Just letting you know one of the teams in this week's area cup is called "SplaGPT" and I can't stop laughing
"That would have never killed before your range buff
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I say, whenever an enemy splattershot kills me at a reasonable distance
Listening to a podcast while going for VP 600 on jammin salmon junction. (Truly a splatfest vibe)
"Helldivers 2 is the most I've enjoyed a shooter since Splatoon". Interesting
Cooler meta somehow made seeing liter in comp hype, that's one hell of a feat
Now that I have very little free time, the maps in this game become so much worse oh god. I was never that big a hater when I had the time to choose when I wanted to log on.
I have to pick which X rotation I want to play: do I want some Eeltail Mako rainmaker or some good old Mincemeat Humpback TC?
Yeah I'll pass thanks, better luck next time
While coaching people, I've noticed something I'll call the "Splatoon 3 compulsive map design syndrome", which is when someone always goes through mid no matter what, and only ever retreats on the objective line instead of going to the sides.
Use the sides of the map people!
I've officially played more heavy edit than pencil now! Am I one of the cool kids-
Alright I'm back! Sorry I was inactive this last week, I had a lot of stuff going on so I wasn't feeling it.
BUT
I'm back from break now. After 3 months... we're so back
"Covid is like S3 map design but for real life, all problems seem to lead back to it"
Profound words right there
I just got to coach a friend playing X rank by watching him screen share and it was surprisingly fun! I should try that again, feels like you're some kind of JRPG navigator
This whole 3rd kits debacle is a goddamn emotional rollercoaster. The sequence of emotions and the general vibe is wild
Chatroom. Peak has been peaked.
Now we got a version with even better transitions! I never knew I wanted this
Maybe Big Bubbler is overhated
I'm watching some area cup and honestly even junior is kinda hype to watch. Bubbler forces everyone to go forward and fight up close and personal, it's really fun as a spectator. I like watching junior ten times more than neo splash, that's for sure.
I don't like how good strikes is into it but that's a strikes problem, not bubbler. Guess I'll die on this hill
"Omg they picked H3D in area cup POG" sounds a lot more interesting than it is to watch. I'm falling asleep over here
I'm having a strange splatoon existential crisis now. Do I want to return to it? Should I really try comp? Grinding the game?
It's hard to say, Splatoon's such a time intensive game and there's other things I want to invest myself into. I feel like it'd be so easy for me to do nothing else but play splatoon in my free time, but this isn't what I want.
I'll figure this out, just some thought I'm having
I just need you all to know that this recycled brella fanfiction is the dumbest thing I've ever written and I can't handle it without laughing.
My biggest hope for comp Splatoon 3 is that mint decavitator replaces .52 in every single comp ever, the game is eight times more interesting that way -
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