DzNutsKong

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  DzNutsKong

• Jun 4, 2024

Okay sorry for not shutting up

This is the highest kill game I've ever had not counting an N-ZAP game with assists. Crazy part? This was the last in a Rank-Up Battle. I'd sometimes get stuck for DAYS at those getting tilted but I played practically zero Series to get here, mostly Open. I'm just godlike apparently

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  DzNutsKong

• Jun 3, 2024

Literally just won 14 games in a row with the Charcoal Decavitator. I'm playing so unusually aggressive compared to normal because of the weapon and it's just working. Oh my god

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  DzNutsKong

• Jun 2, 2024

lol

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  DzNutsKong

• Jun 2, 2024

Yesterday, while I was waiting for the season's update to release, I spent several hours writing a guide on the Splatana Stamper to pass the time. I figured I'd finish and post it today.

Lemme know what you think! If people like it I may end up doing one for Splash, the Splattershot kits, or Wiper Deco.

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  DzNutsKong

• Jun 1, 2024

Have a 70% winrate with new sword. This is so sick

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  MandatoryCatalyst

• Jun 1, 2024

Just saw you in Opens Clams! I was the Mint on the other team (You can uh. Really tell I've never played Splatanas before lol! I'm having fun tho <3), to which I saw GG, y'all THOROUGHLY stomped us lol <3

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  DzNutsKong

• May 31, 2024

NEW SWORD IS SO COOL

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  DzNutsKong

• May 31, 2024

I main the versatile and deadly Splatana Stamper. Its balanced combination of paint, kill time, and range makes it my go-to choice for most engagements. Whether I'm using Crab Tank or Burst Bomb Zipcaster, the Stamper's adaptability ensures I'm ready for any situation. Plus, with the right spacing and timing, it's a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.

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  DzNutsKong

• May 31, 2024

finally hit 4 stars on this thing. feels like it should've happened sooner for how quick i got it with some other weapons tbh, i've played it over a much longer time frame than some other weapons i have there

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  Bennet

• May 28, 2024

hey, do you think I spend too much time on here? I am way far behind in school and I am supposed to be doing school right now but I am not

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  DzNutsKong

• May 25, 2024

ok nevermind ignore my previous post. i found the problem (i was hungry)

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  DzNutsKong

• May 25, 2024

Ouch. I stopped playing the game for like two or three weeks and suddenly I suck at Stamper again

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  DzNutsKong

• May 25, 2024

A pickup I joined tonight just helped me win my first Splatoon tournament! It was a lower-tier redemption bracket but considering it's midnight, I haven't played this weapon seriously in ages and our comp was...this, I'd say it was more than earned. Also we won Grands 3-0

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  DzNutsKong

• May 20, 2024

HAH I GUESSED BOTH OF THE SWORD'S SPECIALS RIGHT

WHAT CAN I SAY I'M TOO GOOD

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  DzNutsKong

• May 19, 2024

part of me is tempted to stay up until 5 am because that's probably when we see the second decavitator kit

surely i have too much self-respect to do that though, right?

right?????

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  DzNutsKong

• May 19, 2024

Friend got me my first piece of Splatoon merch. Very fluffy

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  DzNutsKong

• May 18, 2024

i got tired at midnight told myself i would go to sleep at 2 AM but two and a half hours later i finish up writing a post where by the end i'm so not awake that i have zero confidence that i can proofread it and give up before i even try

please, to everyone reading this - do not do the kind of things that i do to myself

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  DzNutsKong

• May 17, 2024

I just realized that I've sunk way more time into the second kit of every Splatana than the first one. I absolutely love the Decavitator's first kit so it's literally going to need either specifically Ink Mine with Tacticooler/Kraken or a bomb with Inkjet.

If Nintendo does either of these then I will scream

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  DzNutsKong

• May 17, 2024

Just now realizing that I spent a week not playing Splatoon because of wrist pains caused in part by a Splatana tech, then two days after I get better the devs center an entire new weapon around said tech and despite it just recently hurting me I'm very excited to play it. Welp

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  DzNutsKong

• May 16, 2024

So this summer I'm looking to work on some gamedev stuff. It'll be a simple game missing a lot of features but it'll be a big thing for me if I can finish. It's not Splatoon related at all but DM me / reply to this if you'd like for me to share about it with you.

(and apologies if this feels like advertising)