Grushi

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  Grushi

• May 17, 2024

Vanilla wellstring V has autobomb ultra stamp, and the custom one has point sensor wave breaker...

Nintendo why are you like this.
At least if they buff ultra stamp it could be good I guess

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  Grushi

• May 16, 2024

I have to say it, that new stringer looks SICK, the weapon is so ridiculously cool, easily one of my favourite designs.

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  Grushi

• May 16, 2024

I finally got to watch the sizzle 2024 trailer and it looks cool, but man that chara kit analysis vid is going crazy I can't

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  Grushi

• May 15, 2024

Okay just so we're clear, these weird... dating advice posts? ("find fruity gays in your area" lmaooogezjfejdhezhjdvg I can't) are bots right? I haven't clicked on any of them but they're so out of place wow

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  Grushi

• May 15, 2024

The weird masculine urge to open sealed jars with my bare hands

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  Grushi

• May 13, 2024

I know a lot of us are scared that nintendo will kill stamper in the next patch but realistically, it probably should get toned back a peg.
It's a really healthy top tier but I think they could reduce the one shot hitbox a bit (it's really generous imo) or the charge slash range, and it'd probably be fine.

Though if they nerf it but don't touch zooka pencil squeezer or 52, I will possibly lose my mind.

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  Grushi

• May 12, 2024

I have officially used more sorella tent than vanilla tent, big sad. Call me a meta slave I dare you

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  Grushi

• May 11, 2024

"Oh wait, I think my carbon roller's sharking there! Let me launch my shield to help them
...
Surely they see the blaster right?
What are they- Oh."

Little did Grushi know, that it was not the carbon roller

You can literally see me triple checking the map in disbelief lmao

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  Grushi

• May 10, 2024

Screw it, this 'end of the world' is so vague I'm interpreting this my way.

This is Splatoon 3: Majora's Mask. Dawn of the final day: the moon is crashing onto the earth in 24 hours. I'm going with save the day. We need to beat all four temples to awaken the giants that will catch the moon or whatever (I have never played majora's mask), and we could use all the help we can get

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  Grushi

• May 10, 2024

I fought someone called "Maiapology" the other day and it's officially the best splashtag I've seen in months that made me laugh so hard

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  Grushi

• May 9, 2024

Yeah guys I'm sure neo splash really needed that buff lol

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  Grushi

• May 8, 2024

Just had two X battles in a row with the exact same teams lol. Never happened to me before

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  Grushi

• May 7, 2024

So I was randomly checking out stat.ink weapon usage rate, and apparently, CUSTOM EXPLO is the #5 most used weapon in splat zones X battles at over 2000 XP

I love everything about this, reject pencil, embrace custom explo

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  Grushi

• May 7, 2024

It's taking every ounce of my willpower for me to avoid looking at Hades II stuff. It's so tempting, send help

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  Grushi

• May 6, 2024

Playing X rank should come with free massages because lord I am TENSE

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  DzNutsKong

• May 6, 2024

OKAY SO YOU KNOW THIS IMAGE YOU POSTED??

tk and painpat are members of the team i play on lmao

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  Grushi

• May 5, 2024

So I just had a 2-3 series and then a 3-2 one, after which I gained precisely 0.1 X power.

Watch out Melon I'm coming for you >:c

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  Grushi

• May 4, 2024

I keep seeing gold nauts since the splashdown buff. That's cool I like that the kit's pretty good now, naut W

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  Grushi

• May 2, 2024

Have I ever mentioned that I love the ghosts in the lobby?
I love the ghosts in the lobby.
I think it's such a good way to mess around with other players, which might be my favourite thing in splatoon. It's an extremely competitive game at times, but behind the hardcore facade, we're just really silly, and I love how you can see that in game. It brings a weirdly... human element to it which I love

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  Grushi

• May 1, 2024

WHAT EVEN WAS THAT