Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

I'm not a panda, I'm a kid, I'm a squid, I'm a kid, I'm a squid, I'm a kid, I'm a squid, I'm a kid, I'm a squid,


Are humans real?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Nah m8, they´re made up by those historicians to make us inklings believe we aren´t the first fully evolved and civilized species on this planet. Those "fossils" they found are complete fakes.

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Just...don't drop it in the first place.

Are we gonna do the easy or the hard way? Or the easy-medium way. Or the medium-hard way.

 

[SurrealSquid]

I'd say we go the eamedhard way.

Is the S or the C silent in scent?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Potato.

Is Marie senpai?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Nope. She is squidpai.

Is mayo an instrument?

 

[Anaru]

Yes, if you reverse the word, put a vertical line on right side of the o, mirror the y and twist it a little, and stretch out the middle line on the a.

What is the smallest dot here ●●●●●●● ⬤⬤⬤⬤⬤

 

[SurrealSquid]

The last one. I'm sure of it.

How do I git gud?

 

[Anaru]

Be more observant and realize the smallest dot was the one above the i in is

Why are octolings called octolings while inklings aren't called squidlings?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Because logic.

What does the fox say?

 

[SurrealSquid]

LANDMASTERRRR!

If you get out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Because reasons.

Woomy?

 

[IoCal]

Woomy!

What's the speed of a car that rams into a wall at top speed?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Ngyes!

Why is the pizza box square if the pizza is a circle and a slice is a triangle?

 

[Anaru]

Squares have 4 sides, circle has 7, triangle has 3, 7-3=4

Why does religion exist?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because some guy who probably was tripping on something wrote stuff down and people found that stuff better than worshipping bread so they maintained the stuff. The end.

If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in church?

 

[Anaru]

Because religion is evil and churches are run by greedy people

Fill in the blanks: _______ is _______ and _______

 

[SurrealSquid]

Woomy is love and life.

If watermelons exist, why aren´t there firemelon, earthmelon and airmelon? The elemelons!
(also, are you still looking for that pure defense hat? I could give you my pure takoroka mesh in case you are interested!)

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Because the Great Zapgish decided, "Eh, the only elemelon that should exist is the watermelon."

How could this happen to me?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Maybe it's because you're ugly.

So do you like bread?