Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[IoCal]

It's the best thing since sandwiches and canned ham were invented. Especially as an edible projectile.

What do you call a gorilla in a ghost costume that participates in food fights?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

A gorilla in a ghost costume in a fiod fight.

Is God real?

 

[Zero Meddler]

Probably. I dunno.

What is air?

 

[Anaru]

Air is
78.084% Nitrogen
20.947% Oxygen
.934% Argon
.033% Carbon Dioxide
.00182% Neon
.00052% Helium
.00020% Methane
.00011% Krypton
.00010% Sulfur Dioxide
.00005% Hydrogen
.00005% Nitrous Oxide
.000009% Xenon
.000007% Ozone
.000002% Nitrogen Dioxide
.000001% Iodine
and a trace of Carbon Monoxide and Ammonia

What's more important: High Grades or High Intelligence?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Intelligence. Anyone can fake their grades.

How does one take a test?

 

[Anaru]

Hope it's a multiple choice test and then have a 25% chance to get the answer on each question.

Why does Kazooie look so cute and friendly when she's a jerk to everyone in the games?

 

[SurrealSquid]

I don't know I mean octolings are really cute as well but they try to kill you so... I guess looks can deceive you.

Did you know that people tend to get disappointed when a sentence doesn't end like they woomy.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

I hate it when people forget to end their sentences ngyes.

What would happen if Pinocchio said, "my nose will grow now"?

 

[SurrealSquid]

His nose would create a black hole, killing everyone.

What if you can breathe in space, but the government just doesn't want us to escape?

 

[LittleLucario1]

Then aliens are real, Illuminati is confirmed, and Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't actually die

What is the average velocity of an African Sparrow?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730

How does one write fanfiction?

 

[Rustic]

Think up a decent plot and get going.

How does one not keel over and die in a Michael Rosen Youtube Poop?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Uhhhh... Git gud, don't miss, don't lose, win games. Not an answer, but solid advice.

Is this real life?

 

[Jakkie]

Only in Europe.

How does one calculate the reasons of Jimmy falling down the well?

 

[SurrealSquid]

If x=4, we can safely assume that the square root of 21 is the reason the chicken crossed the road. Analyzing those results, we conclude that 45x23 is NOT 34, thus implying that Jimmy falls down the well every 4 and a half months for seventeen years. The reason why he falls down? Simple, we just have to calculate the speed of a watermelon after it has been dropped from a cliff that is 300 metres high, with a lateral wind of about 24 mph. After we do that, we get the result: Jimmy falls down the well because he feels like it. Did you get all of that? Me neither.

Can octolings woomy?

 

[Rustic]

They laugh.

Are the souls in Dark Souls really that dark?

 

[IoCal]

Only if there's a massive blackout.

Do inklings prefer to eat their veggies off of their weapons or off octolings' heads?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Umm... jellyfish.


Do Inklings have the same reproductive organs as humans?

 

[Rustic]

Squids/Octopi! Humans! Nnnoooooooo!

Spoiler: Actual Intelligent Answer

Chances are, they would not have the same reproductive system as humans. Might have similarities, but will still have great differences.

Should we get his mind out of the gutter?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

"Yes." -Alpha
"No." -Pervy Face Alpha


How do I keep Pervy Face Alpha from taking over?