Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Anaru]

You teleport there

Can you tell me something I can change my old question to where the answer will still be nope nope nope soooooooo much nope? And then I'll edit it.
Somehow I typed that without my mind thinking of any images and now that you said that I too wish I had mind bleach

 

[SurrealSquid]

Ask if Donald trump should become president, I'm sure the reaction will be the same. (does anyone have some mental bleach left for me too?)

What's the tutorial arena with the UFO and the park nearby called?

 

[Anaru]

Stage 9 of single player happens on the tutorial, and it's called "trouble over inkopolis", so that is inkopolis skatepark

Speaking of the tutorial, does anyone know how to beat it? I've never been able to.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Just like... turn around at the beginning, bump against a wall and wonder where the heck you came from anyway. Also, try to not die while doing that extremely long super jump at the end towards inkopolis plaza. And don't get squidnapped by the UFO. We've lost far too many people because of it.

Will Will Smith smith?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

In The republic of chinanida. (China/canada)

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

 

[Anaru]

He's not on this world at the moment.

What do you get when you but root beer in a square glass?

 

[SurrealSquid]

A drunk square tree grows. Don't pay attention to what it says.

Do you even lift?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Of course, did you not see my car?

What does the squid say

 

[SurrealSquid]

Woomy. And Ngyes at times.

HOW DO I DEACTIVATE CAPSLOCK?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

YOU DONT
MUHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between fruit loops and fruity pebbles

 

[SurrealSquid]

*whispers* one of them is made by aliens and controls your mind...

Help! I´ve been kidnapped by the government! What do I do?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

A: Hug a zapfish. They will free you with lollipops.
Q: Why does the word word start with a W?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

'Cause Vs are so last year

Why is it hard to become a good kraken?

 

[SurrealSquid]

You gotta fill up that special gauge first. That takes some time.

What if aliens captured me and I live in a synthetic world they created to study me?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Don't be crazy roxas!

Why is terra-nort so hard to beat?

 

[TeaBee]

Because he was jacked up before the "Accident".

Where do inklings come from?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Bacon lovers unite!

How do they make Sea-Salt ice cream salty and sweet?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Secret ancient Mayan rituals that involve 3 sexy dances and lots of smoke and light effects.

How did squids evolve into inklings so fast? 12.000 years is incredibly fast if we're talking evolution standards.

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because they were actually created in a lab experiment to allow some humans to live through the rising sea levels. They failed, ish

Why is it taking so long for Nintendo to return from break

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because break is just what peanut butters their taco, I guess.

Why is splatoon not getting a crossover with loz:TP HD?