Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SurrealSquid]

Plain and simple, they don´t kill fast enough. Supportive playstyle really isn´t my thing.
Also, an aerospray user once stole my crabby cakes, so I hate it with a passion.

Why do you like the aerosprays so much?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because (this isn't a stupid answer but my real answer k) I like the rapidness and the ability to spread ink fast. (I'm a TW player) Plus, it comes with Inkstrike. I also like to splat Inklings but leaping over them. XD I'm an aggressive Aero
The TTK doesn't bother me too much. I know it's 5, and usually I can get it in.

Why do people dislike Aeros?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

(Real answer) Cause they don't know what they be missing! (Stupid answer) cause they don't like bananas.

Why can't I turn on the lights with my mind?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Ahhhhh! He has an unpopular opinion! Get him! Get him!

What's the best way to prepare a super sea snail?

I though Anaru was a girl XD OOOOooopsss (well, vaguely I guess or something XD)

Anyway

Because obviously you haven't chosen a side. Light Side can turn the lights on, Dark Side can turn the lights off

Is Luke Rey's father?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

No, starkiller is.

Why does everyone think that Luke is Rey's father?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because who else could possibly be her father? (The movie is fuzzy in my mind, but when she first touched Luke's Light Saber she experienced memories from him and I think one that would fit in with her.)

Why is tumblr obsessed with birbs? (They caught me XD)

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because birbs are grammar killing rabbits, who will take over the world.

Why can't I be an earthbender?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Cause if you did the Earth would probably look like a football

Why are some people genre blind

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because you can't see genre's, you smell them!

How does one push air into a jar of jam?

 

[SyMag]

You ask it nicely.

Of what kinds of sports would a ceiling fan be a fan?

 

[Smashling79]

Shuriken throwing.

Why can't I use a cloud as a toilet seat?

 

[SyMag]

Because there would be strife. (see what I did there? ...no? Okay...)

Why do letters think they belong in math problems?

 

[SurrealSquid]

It was a horrible military operation from a long time ago. First Alphabet General A launched a coordinated attack on the peaceful kingdom of Algebrania. Few were spared, and since then, the alphabet army is ruling over the higher classes of the kingdom. It is truly a sad story.

How can we stop General A from taking over everything else?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

By turning general B on the side of the algebranians

Why did general A launch a coordinated attack on algebrania?

 

[SyMag]

Because he was trying to find (his) ex.

Why can't the Alphabets and Algebranians coexist in peace?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because this is all that's going through general A's head:

Why can everything be explained with a picture?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because
They don't want to

Why must the sun be so bright?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because the moon is so dark.

Why is the darkness feared?

 

[Ikaheishi]

It has something to do with a chocolate tsunami.

Why must I bake in this unbearable heat?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Because heat is what gives the ice flavor.

Why is baking in heat bad?