Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SurrealSquid]

It isn't, I heard crunchy squid is very tasty.

How can I get Ikapai to notice me?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Don't know, haven't ever been noticed by a sempai before : |

How can I get life to stop being so weird?

 

[SyMag]

Try turning it off and on again.

What is life?

 

[SurrealSquid]

A neverending cycle of woomying and inking.

How do I prevent phone pranks?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Be the pranker yourself

Is your refrigerator running?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Then you better go catch it!!!!!!!!!!

Is this reality?

 

[SurrealSquid]

No, this is Patrick.

Can I dry my dog by putting it in the microwave?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

No, it's better to iron your dog instead. (extra cookie points if you know the trope)

Why does water have no flavor?

 

[Cuttleshock]

I know the trope! I'll claim that bonus.

Uh, probably because humans (and other animals) salivate - you're tasting water almost all the time, so you're used to it and it tastes neutral to you. I'd imagine that's also why water tastes so refreshing when you're dehydrated and have less moisture in your mouth; 'refreshing' is the default flavour of water, but you don't notice it under normal circumstances.

Inklings can't drink water - how about juice?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

(Kudos to you!)
No, Inklings can't drink anything at all. It's tragic, really.

How would a color blind Inkling play Splatoon?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

They need only smell the colors.

Why don't I get the trope?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Cause you haven't gotten your life sucked up by TvTropes
(Look up I have to go iron my dog on TVTropes)

Why are tropes a thing

 

[Smashling79]

It's not. It just a matter of time until you explode.

Do Inklings have the potential to be parkour masters?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Well, I guess them having no bones and everything makes them a lot less scared and likely to sustain severe injuries. Also, I see some great potential for awesome stunts if they transform from squid to kid and vice versa during the parkour.

My oven just exploded and scared my refrigerator! What do I do?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Haven't you seen the cooler? (Both my question and answer)

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

No, I heard they hide in the summer months

tomato or tomahto?
(Did you see the trope?)

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Potato
(No, srry)

Is chips a food group?

 

[SyMag]

Only on Tuesdays.

What should my motto be?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/INeedToGoIronMyDog)
(I'm sorry)
@Quibblingsun86
Of course, but it's even more than that. It has groups within groups, such as Doritos, Cheetos, and potato chips.

@SyMag Divide and Woomy

Why is TVTropes so addicting?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

(I'll have to look at it later. I'm sorta busy at the moment.)

Don't know, probably the taste of em.

Why am I so busy?

Edit: (looked at it!)