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[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Go to North Korea. They have plenty there.

How does one obtain Disruptor poison?

 

[Umbriel_Umbra]

By sucking it out of a Snake's arse, I dunno

Do you think I could power all of the electricity for my house if I plugged an outlet into the sun?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

No, because the sun is too busy being the moon.

Why do dragons from the 13th dimension always say they know where you live?
(Does anyone get this reference?)

 

[SurrealSquid]

No, and I think it´s because they´re stalkers. They watch you in your sleep...

What is disruptor poison made out of, besides ink?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Strawberries and chimichangas.

How can I surf on a wave?

 

[SurrealSquid]

For radio waves, use an electric transformator, it makes surfing a lot easier. It should still be an electrifying experience. :D

What if Spyke gives his super sea snails to hungry children in need?

 

[Smashling79]

It will activate a radioactive chemical in their bloodstream that will cause them to transform into more Spykes.

Do eggs????????

(saw this on yahoo answers lol)

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Indeed.

How did Umbriel_Umbra get all those squids ?

 

[SurrealSquid]

There´s rumors of a world-wide squid smuggling ring. They´re getting pretty popular these days-maybe it´s because people want to hear them woomy.

Why are we funding this?

 

[Smashling79]

because we need to fill up the bay of fundy.

Why are you hiding?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Cause I'm afraid of the baboonami

Why is there a baboon tsunami?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because the gorilla tsunami got shot.

What if someone fell into a pool full of squids?

 

[Smashling79]

They would woomy on my woomy until the woomy gets dirty and then the woomy will woomy until the end of woomy!

look at da flicka dat wrist?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Look at my squidbag instead.

If a gorilla shot a handicapped crocodile that was about to attack a muslim refugee child while their transgender parent went to the bathroom, whose side would the internet be on?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Obviously, the Internet would be on the side of the fabulous dabbing chinchilla.

What is cool, when cool isn't cool?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Hmmm... The oven standing over there.

What if I tried to fire an arrow at an inkling?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

It wouldn't do squat, cause all Inklings have Telekinesis

Why don't I have telekinesis

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because you are an inkling reject, transformed into a human and sent back in time. Don´t tell anyone.

How do I snipe better?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because you are an inkling reject, transformed into a human and sent back in time. Don´t tell anyone.

How do I snipe better?

Ooooohh, okay! I won't tell anyone! Shhhhhhhh!

1. Take your snipe weapon
2. Go to Blackbelly Skatepark
3. Stand on the tower
4. Laugh maniacally
5. Wait for the splats to come

How do I make the perfect pancake?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Put the cake in the pan.

Why can't I hold I all these poke'balls?