Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Smashling79]

Cuz you got dem butterfingers bro.

What's so hot it's cool, but so cool it's hot?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

OBviously WATA

Why is accents a thing

 

[Quibblingsun86]

The end of the world went back in time and made them a thing

Is FNaF going to take over the Internet again?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

I very sincerely hope not, I'm not one for horror movies or games
But to answer your question, you're going to have a bad time

Is green the Weege color

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

I very sincerely hope not, I'm not one for horror movies or games
But to answer your question, you're going to have a bad time

Is green the Weege color

*Megalovania intensifies*

No, it's Sanic's color.

What comes after July 8th?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

May 29.

How do I draw hands

 

[SurrealSquid]

Draw a circle with 5 sticks. Done. (serious tip:watch some tutorial videos and take your own hands as reference, hands are complicated to draw and take practice)

What happens when it rains in Inkopolis?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Because I thought I was a juggler

How do you woomy

 

[SurrealSquid]

1. Be a squid.
2. Be a kid.
3. Woomy accomplished.

What does haunt do?

 

[Smashling79]

I'm a chuckster!

Can we get F.L.U.D.D as a weapon in this game already?

 

[SurrealSquid]

No. Someone already wiped out 3 cities with it, so it is banned.

What happens when it rains in inkopolis?

 

[Anaru]

There's an invisible glass barrier above all inkling inhabited areas, so it never rains on them

Why is Ocarina of Time the most popular Zelda game? A lot of the other Zelda games are better.

 

[SurrealSquid]

Ahhhhh! He has an unpopular opinion! Get him! Get him!

What's the best way to prepare a super sea snail?

 

[Anaru]

Grilled and Salted

Why are words composed of letters?

 

[Squix]

Becuse that is the will of his Noodliness.

"Seid ihr das essen?"

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

"Ya"

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA?

 

[SyMag]

Because your keyboard is missing all the consonant keys.

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

 

[Cuttleshock]

It's also today's tomorrow, in Australia and thereabouts.

Why does February have 28 days as opposed to any other month?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because the guy who made the month February could only count to that number, and refused to add any days. They only convinced him several years later to add another day to it every 4 years in change for some cookies.

Who closes the doors in the bus after the driver gets off?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

The bus. It's actually a Magic Schoolbus. *sings Magic Schoolbus theme song*
OR
Nobody does. They leave it open for available shelter. ;) XD

How come Surreal doesn't use the Aerosprays?