Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Quibblingsun86]

I don't know, I'm not human myself!

What am I?

 

[Ikaheishi]

Millions of years of software development.

Can I Splash my way to victory?

Serious answer: It's actually possible in theory, if you can last long enough to run out of PP and withstand the recoil of Struggle. I won a battle that way. (But with a different pokémon.)

What is the best way to beat LA's traffic if the trains don't go where you're headed?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Why are humans so complicated

They aren´t, they´re just stupid and violent most of the time.

What am I?

A squid? Or a kid? Nobody knows!

What is the best way to beat LA's traffic if the trains don't go where you're headed?

Teleport or super jumping.

Can I hit a target from half a mile away with an arrow without looking?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Yeah, but it'll be the wrong target (poor Inkling)

Which is the freshest hat?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

No, you'll most likely hit the car on a moving dinosaur freeway.

Edit:that lushios beard of his.

Why do I exist?

 

[SurrealSquid]

To splat and be splatted.

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

To watch venturiantale and eat cheese.

Who are you?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

I…AM ME!

Are you squid or octo

 

[SurrealSquid]

Sadly, I am still human.

Do you like waffles?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

I uh.....Uhh.... There onto us!!!!

How did you know my secret?

 

[Ikaheishi]

Haxor skillz.

Where do I get such skills?

 

[Cuttleshock]

From Haxorus, of course!

Wyverns, dragons with hind legs but no arms, only wings, are fairly widespread. But why not dragons with hind wings and forelegs?

 

[SurrealSquid]

The most ancient of all dragons didn´t feel like making them that way.

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

You defeated yourself in..... ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is my genetic makeup 100% references?

 

[SurrealSquid]

How do I make my memes danker?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Spoiler: Run. Now.

Why did you interrupt my banana?

 

[Smashling79]

because I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

May I have some water?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

No, just cheese stew.

Want some fried cheese?

 

[Smashling79]

I'd prefer grilled cheese.

How would you like your steak?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

RAW
Gordon Ramsay seems to see it like that a lot

Why do tv characters make bad decisions? (Watching Sliders)