Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Quibblingsun86]

Heck yes!

Why do people eat?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

Cause they have toilets.

Why pick catfish when you can have ZAPFISH?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Cause zapfish isn't a food.

Why are catfish considered food?

 

[Smashling79]

because they're fish and they're part which means they walk on four legs.


How many more people can you eat before that shtick gets old?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Shtick- teen more!

Why are the feels so harsh?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Feels are harsh, it´s a common fact of nature, like squids woomying.

Do you even lift?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

Yeah, I lift my gamepad and books and my laptop and my phone. I'm good.

Why is our flag red, white, and blue?

 

[Anaru]

Probably because Britain's flag was also red white and blue

Why don't I hear squeaky noises from inside of my mouse?

 

[Quibblingsun86]

Cause squeaks only come from the mouse without

Why do minces outsides squeak?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Mouse lungs are the secret ingredient.

Do british teenagers go into pubertea?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

Only pubercoffee.

How about...erasers?

 

[SurrealSquid]

My answer got erased! What do I do?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

Deal with it...in italics.

Why not bold?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Because reasons.

If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

Yes but the waiter had to wait for a waiter to finish waiting so she could be a waiter for a waiter who was waiting.

Why is the letter w once in the word waiter?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Wait, waiter and waiting all have a single w in them. Coincidence? I think...yes.

If I try to fail, and I succeed, which one did I do?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

The former. No, the latter. In any case, you succeeded in failing. Congratulations!!

If you went to jail, would you run out through the wall or fly out?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Smash the wall down with my bare hands. Or turn into a squid and slip through the grates.

What if somebody dies in the living room?

 

[⭐️Zapfish⭐️]

Bury them in the kitchen.

Why is succeeding helpful in life?

 

[SurrealSquid]

Well, succeeding at failing isn´t. Or was it the other way round?

Any tips on writing a spooooooky creepypasta?