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I'd like a double cheeseburger, but without the burger, and just chicken nuggets in a bun. Then, I want the contents of a chicken MC'rib placed upside down on top of the burger, then put all that inside of a cup, then fill the cup up with soda, then dump the whole thing on to a salad, and then throw the whole thing out and get me a double because I don't like salads.

Edit: because you don't mess with portals and reversed street lights.

Why do I remember only some bits of that movie?
 

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Because it's all a conspiracy, the movie had some deep dark truths that needed to get erased from people's minds

Why didn't I go to sleep earlier?
 

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Because the illuminati have been sedating your waffles lately.
(Bonus cash moneyz if you get that reference)

Why can't I keep all these references to myself?
 

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If you tried to keep them all inside your head you would become lost and you would never find your way out.

Why did Colonel Sanders kill Ronald Mcdonald?
 

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He was an activist to promote healthier food in his city, so he decided to get rid of Fast Food restaurants through extreme means. Then he got hungry and opened Fast Food restaurants of his own. Yeah, he´s a hypocrite.

Can I get a Big Mac with a side of freedom? I want to eat like an american.
 
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Whoops, must have left those in North Carolina... Sorry!

What is cool, when cool isn't cool?

(A: looc syawla si looc ) ((read it backwards))
 

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*has you perform little fusion dance with yourself* I am neither Ginger nor Gari, I am GingerGari!!!!

Who is batman?
 

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My signature says it all.


What's the name of that song that goes do do do do de do do do da da da dun dun da?
 

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*has you perform little fusion dance with yourself* I am neither Ginger nor Gari, I am GingerGari!!!!

Who is batman?
THIS MUST BE A THING NOW (holy carp man)

Batman is a man of bats who mans

Edit: THE MUFFIN MAN SONG

Why must the good characters die? (Still talking about S3 E17 of Stargate: Atlantis)
 

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Because JNPR will never be the same without P...(go watch season 1-3 of RWBY to know wat I'm talking about. Season 1 & 2 are on Netflix, and season 3 is on YouTube....)

Why can I not stop crying over season 3?
 

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Cause they don't understand the deliciousness of cinnamon and butter.

Why is cinnamon so good?
 

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