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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Reila, May 31, 2015.

  1. G1ng3rGar1

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    Make ghost noises as you make it. That seems to help

    Is a hoagie a sub?
     
  2. SurrealSquid

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    Like a sub weapon? Yes, throw it in your opponenet´s faces and they´ll be too busy eating to fight back.

    If Nike is pronounced Nikee, then why isn´t Bike pronounced Bikee?
     
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    Because one's Greek and the other's an American English contraction of Greek. Etymology!

    What's with words beginning with Sl? Slick, slimy, slap, slosh, slither...
     
  4. G1ng3rGar1

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    Because the slick slimy slap sloshes and slithers slowly

    Is homemade fried chicken better than KFC?
     
  5. SurrealSquid

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    Well, rumor has it that KFC doesn't use actual chicken for its food, but rather genetically modified creatures without beaks, feathers or wings. I don't know. I'd watch out for those.

    Who knew what time it was when the first clock was built?
     
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    Pretty sure the first clock was a sundial and noon was probably made to align with the sun in the thinnest possible line, so they didn't have to know

    Why have my last few answers actually been serious instead of stupid?
     
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    Mister, you are on the wrong thread. May I suggest a teleport beam so you can return to your "serious question, serious answer" thread in a parallel universe?


    If tomatoes are fruit, then isn´t ketchup a smoothie?
     
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    Yes, but with this exception every other smoothie was being used wrong and was therefore declared not smoothies

    Why must design contests be so hard?
     
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    Because contesting designs is so easy. There's always a tradeoff.

    Do you think Inklings would melt if they were to get caught in rain?
     
  10. SurrealSquid

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    Nah, they'd get filled with holes until they looked like swiss cheese. And then they'd melt.


    Is there another word for synonym?
     
  11. G1ng3rGar1

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    I hear antonym is a good choice (I actually did look this up and got equivalent and metonym as synonyms)

    Why is English the only language with a spelling bee? (far as I know)
     
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    English people make the best letter honey, as far as I know.

    If you work as security in a Samsung store, does that make you the guardian of the Galaxy?
     
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    (Good one) no, your a tellatubbie overlord.

    What should I do? Little bit of good, little bit of bad?
     
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    A little bit of neutral (also you misspelt Teletubbies)

    How does one make a good reaction pic?
     
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    You tell someone what chicken MCnuggets are really made of, then take a picture.

    What are chicken MCnuggets really made of?
     
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    Turkey jerky

    Is ramen good?
     
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    Are you really asking that question?
    (That's my answer and question)
     
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    Apparently she is. What a crazy world we live in. What's next? Humans go extinct, squids undergo a humanoid evolution and become the new dominant species on Earth? Haha!

    Do you think sand is called sand because it is between the sea and land?
     
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    Compelling theory. I have another theory. It's called sand because of sand-witches.

    Why does cheese grow on trees?
     
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    Cheese grows on trees so that the bees will be pleased as they glide upon the breeze.

    Why aren't rainbows tied into bows?
     

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