Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

They die.

Are you a kid or a squid?

 

[Anaru]

None, I'm both a bear, bird, and a shaman

Do you prefer the letter w or the letter v more than both the letter c and either the letter u or the letter d?

 

[IoCal]

No? When in doubt, choose C.

How often does a broken cuckoo clock ring?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

All the god dang time.


What does grass do when no one is looking?

 

[IoCal]

It plans to hide some new dog poop as a surprise for you. Then it parties with the turf next door.

What happens to an ice cream cake in space?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Because of the extreme cold, it expands then goes boom.

Where did the Lenny face (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) come from?

 

[Bruce Squillis]

A: I believe, the internet.

Q: In a saturated solution of Ag3PO4 at 25˚C, the concentration of Ag+(aq) is 5.3*10^-5 M. The equilibrium constant expression for the dissolving of Ag3PO4(s) in water is shown below.

Ksp= [Ag+]^3[PO4^-3]

1.) Write a balanced equation for the dissolving of Ag3PO4 in water.
2.) Calculate the value of Ksp for Ag3PO4 at 25˚C.
3.) A 1.00 L sample of saturated Ag3PO4 solution is allowed to evaporate at 25˚C to a final volume of 500. ml. What is [Ag+] in the solution? Justify your answer.

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

No.

What does the fox say?

 

[Anaru]

?yas xof eht seod tahW

What's that?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

What's what?

What are those?

 

[Anaru]

What's those?

What's over there?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

What's over where?

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Anaru]

Our child watched Food Inc. in class today and is now an animal rights extremist and he let all of our dogs free

Who let the frogs in?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

Some idiot who left the door open.

How does one squid party?

 

[LittleLucario1]

Some idiot who left the door open.

How does one squid party?

A: buy some calamari and a party hat

Q: What is life, if life's name is what?

 

[IoCal]

Life is what?

What happens in an explosion where there's nothing to explode?

 

[G1ng3rGar1]

It explodes anyway, like a Michael Bay Movie

How does one excel in languages?

 

[AlphaOmegaSplatter]

By starting them when they're 5 years young.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

 

[flamestar6]

how do i talk?

 

[Anaru]

No sound actually comes out when you "talk", but humans evolved to become to good at lip-reading that they imagine voices when people move their lips

How do I hear?